1.Dr. West (Skit)
'Morning, Marshall.'
'Morning, doc.'
'So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling？'
'Anxious.'
'Anxiety？'
'Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world.
Nervous.'
'Nervous？ C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now.
Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a
sponsor yet？'
'Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back'
'Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't.'
'Well, yeah, I mean I godda start going to meetings first and...
Wait, what？'
'Well, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and it's not
like like a requirement that
they fit into your shedule, we know you're a busy person.'
'But I thought variety was the most important thing？'
'So what else are you thinking？'
'Um, well, I know I godda start practising the steps,
and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them.'
'Steps？'
'Yeah, steps.'
'There's a lot of them, aren't there？
'Well, twelve.'
'Christ, I don't even know them all.'
'Really？'
'Anything else？'
'Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like,
what do I do if I find myself in a situation where maybe
somebody is drinking around me
or something like that and I get tempted to？'
'Take a drink.'
'What？'
'Take a drink and y'know, take the edge off.'
'Take the edge off？ Man, if I ever take a drink I already know
what that's gonna lead me to.'
'What, you mean these？' ＊shakes pills＊
'Man, what the fuck!？'
'Marhsall, what's the matter, darling？ Having some doubts
already？
Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me,
Marshall. We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall...？
Marshall!？
'No, no, no, no, NO!'
2.3am
There is no escaping
There's no place to hide
You scream 'someone save me'
But they don't pay no mind
Your walking down a horror corridor
It's almost 4 in the morning
and your in a..nightmare its horrible
Right there's the coroner,
waiting for ya to turn the corner so he can corner ya
Your a goner hes onto ya,
out the corner of his cornea, he just saw ya run.
All ya want is to rest cause you cant run anymore your done
All he wants is to kill you in front of an audience
While everybody is watching in the party applauding it
Here I sit while im caught up in deep thought again,
contemplating my next plot again
Swallowing a Klonopin while I'm nodding in
and out on the ottoman at the Ramada inn
holding onto the pill bottle then
Lick my finger and swirl it around the bottom and make sure I
got all of it
Wake up naked at McDonalds with blood all over me,
dead bodies behind the counter shit
Guess I must have just blacked out again, not again
It's 3am in the morning, put my key in the door and,
bodies laying out all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there,
but I guess I must have killed them, killed them
It's 3am in the morning, put my key in the door and,
bodies laying out all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there,
but I guess I must have killed them, killed them
Sitting nude in my living room, its almost noon
I wonder whats on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs
Surfing every channel until I find Hannah Montana than I reach
for the aloe and lanolin
Bust all over the wall panel and dismantling every candle on top
of the fireplace mantle
Grab my flannel and my bandanna than kiss the naked mannequin
man again
You can see him standing in my front window if you look in
I'm just a hooligan who's used to using hallucinogens, causing
illusions again
Brain contusions again, cutting and bruising the skin;
razors, scissors, and pens; Jesus when does it end
Mazes that I go through, gazed and I'm so confused,
day that I don't know who, gave these molecules too
Me, what am I gon' do. Hey! the prodigal son.
The diabolical one, very methodical when I slaughter them
It's 3am in the morning, put my key in the door and,
bodies laying out all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there,
but I guess I must have killed them, killed them
It's 3am in the morning, put my key in the door and,
bodies laying out all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there,
but I guess I must have killed them, killed them
It puts the Lotion in the bucket
It puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again
It puts the Lotion in the bucket
It puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again
I cut and I slash, slice, and gash, last night was a blast
I can't quite remember
when I had that much fun off of a half pint of the Jack
My last VIC and a half A flashlight up Kim Kardashian's Ass
I remember the first time I dismembered a family member
December I think it was I was having drinks with my cousin
And I wrapped him in Christmas lights,
pushed him into the stinking tub
Cut him up into pieces and just when I went to drink his blood
I thought I outta drink his bath water that outta be fun
That's when my days of serial murder manslaughter begun
The sight of blood excites me that might be an artery son
Your blood covered： And screams,
this don't seem to bother me none
It's 3am and here I come so you should probably run
A secret passage way around here man there's got to be one
Oh no there's probably none,
he can scream all that he wants.top of his lungs
But there ain't no stopping me from chopping him up
It's 3am in the morning, put my key in the door and,
bodies laying out all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there,
but I guess I must have killed them, killed them
It's 3am in the morning, put my key in the door and,
bodies laying out all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there,
but I guess I must have killed them, killed them
3.My Mom
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Okay... Aight aight aight aight aight aight
Yo yo... Alright I'ma lay the chorus first...
Here we go now!
My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!
My Mom, My Mom, I know you're probably tired
of hearing 'bout My Mom, oohoh-Woohoh
But this is just a story of when I was just a
shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ium
Valium was in everything, food that I ate
The water that I drank, fuckin' peas on my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it, to season my steak
So everyday I'd have at least 3 stomach aches
Now tell me, what kinda mother would wanna see her
Son grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chiever
My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothing either
What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fucking seat for？
Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether
Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer
But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either
It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a teacup？ Bitch you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin'
What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for
Slut, you need to leave me the, fuck alone I ain't playin'
Go find you a white crayon, and colour a fuckin' zebra
My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!
Wait a minute, this ain't dinner this is paint thinner
You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I？
Now here's a plate full of painkillers
now just wait til I crush the valium and put it in your potatoes
you little motherfucker! I'll make you sit there and make that
retarded
fuckin' face
Without even tastin' it, you better lick the fuckin' plate, you
ain't wastin' it
Put your face in it, 'for I throw you in the basement again
And I ain't giving in, you gonna just sit there in one fuckin'
place
Spinnin' 'til next thanks giving and if you still ain't finished
it
I'll use the same shit again, then when i make spinach dip
It'll be placed in the shit, you little shit, wanna sit there
and play innocent
A rack fell and hit me in K-mart, and they witnessed it
Child support, your father he ain't sent the shit
And so what if he did, it's none of your dang business kid!
My Mom, there's no one else quite like My Mom
I know I should let bygons be bygons
But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on, cause
My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!
My Mom love valium, now all I am is a party animal
I am what I am, But I'm strong to the finish, with my valium
spinach
But my buzz only last about 2 minutes!
But I don't wanna swallow it without chewing it
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, my valium
My vaaaaaaaaliuuuuummmmmmmm oooohhhhhh
Man I never thought that I could ever be
a drug addict, Naah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually, what has ended up happening
A tragedy, a fuckin' pass ended up catching me, and it's
Probably where i got aquanted with the taste ain't it
Pharmecuticals are the bomb maa', I'm beautiful
She killed the fuckin' dog, with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a fuckin' asprin and say that it has a headache
Here, want a snack, you hungry you fuckin' brat
Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap
Eat it, But I don't need, well fuck it then, break it up
Take a little peice and beat it before you wake Nathan up
Alright Maa', you win, I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it, pop and gobble it, and start wobblin'
Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head
My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!
My Mom, I'm just like her
My Mom, My Mom, My Mom... My Mom, My Mom, My Mom... My Mom,
My Mom, My Mom..
My Mom, My Momma
My Mommy, I'm like my momma...
Sorry Mom! I still love ya though! ＊Kiss＊
Dr. Dre 2010, and this shit is hella hard homie, now take us on
outta here.
WOOOOO!
4.Insane
I was born with a dick in my brain
Yea fucked in the head
My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
'Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead？'
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said,
'I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid'
The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
Jeffrey don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's faking it, I bet you
I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course unless you object
Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts？ No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts？ No, he's insane
You get it？ No I just tried to bite my face off
I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw bit the fucking blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants he took every fucking thing off
Everything except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw？ Yea, maniac that Shady dog
Man that motherfuckers gangsta, ain't he dog？
Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours？
Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for？ Sing along.
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts？ No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts？ No, he's insane
Don't you know what felch means？ (Yea)
Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the
felching？
Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm saying man？ can you smell me？
I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
Fuck a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping
Shady what the fuck you saying？ I don't know help me!
What the fuck's happening？ I think I'm fucking melting!
Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being
No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey
Well this is called Ass-Rape and we should do the Jail scene
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts？ No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts？ No, he's insane
5.Bagpipes From Baghdad
oh, its music to my ears
oh man, how can i describe, the way i feel
fuckin' great man
ok, let me see
how could i begin
locked in mariahs wine cellar all i had for lunch,
was red, more red wine and captain crunch,
red wine for breakfast and for brunch,
and to soak it up and in between snack, crack ers to munch
mariah what ever happened to us
why did we have to break up
all i asked for was a glass of punch
ya see i never really asked for much
i cant imagine whats
going through your mind after such
a nasty break up with that latin hunk
luis migul
nick cannon better back the fuck up
i'm not playin i want her back ya punk
this is hello kitty bed spread satin funk
mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk
zapp and eric clapton
shaft, prince, abba, crunk
ya baby
i want another crack at ya
you can beat me with any spatula that you want
i man i really want you bad you cunt
nick you had your fun
i've come to kick you in your sack of junk
man i could use a fresh batch of blood
so prepare your vernacular for dracula acupuncture
bagpipes from baghdad
when will it ever cease
for pete sakes he crazy to say the least
bagpipes from baghdad
whats going through my mind
half time when i rhyme
while blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
somebody turn the vacancy sign on
cause im gone
blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad...
you could be a permanent fixture
in my lyrical mixture
i'm the miracle whip trickster
my signature sound
when a tube of lipsticks around
i'm bound to put it on in an instant
wow man what an ensemble
what an assortmen of pharma-
ceuticals this beautiful pill does to my palm and
cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle
never new i could remind me so much of my momma
i'll cut you like dahmer
pull a butcher knife on ya
the size of a sword boy
i'm like the fucking red sonya
get it stuck in ya cornea
nice knowing ya norman
your so fucking annoying
drop the shovel boy
you dont know what the fuck your doing
i aint playing no fucking more
nick cannon you prick i wish you luck with the fuckin whore
every minute theres a sucker born
snuck up on malachai
made the motherfucker suck on shruck of corn
chaka chaka khan chaka khan
hit jason in the face with a hockey puck and
tell him its fuckin on
now what the fuck are you doing
your running over the snow blower with the lawn mower
blowing your bagpipes from baghdad
bagpipes from baghdad
when will it ever cease
for pete sakes he crazy to say the least
bagpipes from baghdad
whats going through my mind
half time when i rhyme
while blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
somebody turn the vacancy sign on
cause im gone
blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag..
In a bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they'll become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molesting you
Titty-fucking you 'till your breast nipples flesh tickle my
testicles
It's what they said to the two conjoined twins
How's it going, girlfriends, you need a boyfriend？
You need some ointment？ just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first？ We'll do a coin flip
I've just got my one year sobriety ？？？ check
When the bad get going how bad is it gonna get
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each
other
Especially when they're joined at the hip
I'm going to get a needle ？？？ kit
In attempt to separate the ？？？ back at the loin, shit (？)
Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips Ahoy!
Cookie, lookie, even took me a polaroid
bagpipes from baghdad
when will it ever cease
for pete sakes he crazy to say the least
bagpipes from baghdad
whats going through my mind
half time when i rhyme
while blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
somebody turn the vacancy sign on
cause im gone
blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag..
bagpipes from baghdad
6.Hello
7.Tonya (Skit)
8.Same Song ＆ Dance
Same song and dance
Damn girl everywhere I go
Same song and dance
I like the way you move
All over the globe
Same song and dance
Something about it man
Same song and dance
In the pale moon light
Im looking at ya' ya girl your kinda tooken back by
the whole rappin thing arent ya？
Probly thinkin you'll get slapped so dang hard ya'
wont even be able to stand up straight aren't ya？
Couple rape charges - people think your a monsta.
The police constantly buggin ya' non-stop.
I walk up on ya, well hello Tanya.
I think ya' got your On Star button inside your car stuck.
You outta gas？ Do you got a flat？
I would hate for you to be stranded at the Laundromat.
I got your back, why dont you put your landry baskets in the
back
and sit up front and not ask if its a trap.
You just got jacked and body snatched and its a wrap.
In broad day, n' no mask for this attack.
I heard em' say exact opposites attract.
If thats a fact it'll take task force to get you back.
Ya baby do that dance
Its the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass,
You aint never gonna break that glass
That windsheild's to strong for you
I said ya baby sing that song
Its the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got
Give it your all
Look at you ball
Why you cryin to me？
Same song and dance
The first victum i had she was a big one.
Big movie star, A party girl, Big fun.
She was the girl the media always picked on.
In and out to rehab every 4 to 6 months.
She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
and Nickelodeon flashed at little kids once.
What an event it was, I was sitting in front.
I was hooked in at the first glimps of them buns.
Seen her back stage now here's where I come in son.
Look here she comes I better pull out the big guns.
Hello lindsay your looking a little thin hun.
How bout a ride to rehab？ Get in cunt.
We're starting off on the wrong foot just what I didnt want.
Girl im just kidding let me start over again hun.
See what I ment was we should have a little intervention.
Come with me to Brighton, let me releive your tention
you little wench ya', murder wasn't my intention.
If I wanted to kill ya' it would have already been done.
Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her with 66 inches of
extention cord.
Ya baby do that dance
Its the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass,
You aint never gonna break that glass
That windsheild's to strong for you
I said ya baby sing that song
Its the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got
Give it your all
Look at you ball
Why you cryin to me？
Same song and dance
My second victum was even bigger than the first.
Pop star, icon, the whole works.
She played a little schoolgirl when she first burst
upon the scene and seen that the world was hers.
She swirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts.
It erk'd me and made me mad at first.
I lashed out in my songs but what was really goin on
was I had developed a crush. I just didnt know how to tell it to
her.
Should I cut of one of my ears and mail it to her？
Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons？
Or footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk？
We'll settle this once and for all ima' tell her at dusk.
Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must.
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just
climb the gate and ring the bell like hello my love.
I just picked your perscription for Seroquel up.
Now would you like to share a pill or 2 with me？
I'll share my valume with you cuz I'm feelin you Britney.
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one.
Ever since a school girl juvenile delinquent
I'v been feelin you, ooo ooo girl you sexy little gal
you hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value.
Come on toots give me the valume alley-oop.
Ill slam dunk it in your mouth till you puke.
And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
I'm bout to make a new outfit out of you.
A new outfit shit Ill make a suit outta you shoot.
Now show me how you move.
Baby do how you do.
Ya baby do that dance
Its the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass,
You aint never gonna break that glass
That windsheild's to strong for you
I said ya baby sing that song
Its the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got
Give it your all
Look at you ball
Why you cryin to me？
Same song and dance
Same kickin and screaming
Same cryin and sobbin
Same song and dance
Same begging and pleeding
Same yelling and bleeding
Same song and dance
Yeah
Same song and dance
I know
Same song and dance
9.We Made You
Guess Who You Miss me？... Jessica Simpson sing the chorus
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore,
who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player Who can really play you (who can really play you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you ＊cough, cough＊
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantack for andacity if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand？
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man no don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stumped just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutious maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can,can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a 2, Youre practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see it when I come in girl
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore,
who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen Degeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness？
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed
lets cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again
And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John
Mayer
So sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style bigger than Slim
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore,
who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you
And that's why my love
You'll never live without ,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you
Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an Alphalpha
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash,I don't mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth but
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us hes back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think hes about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya
Can you blame me？
You're my Amy, im your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore,
who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you
So baby, baby
Get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!
DR DRE, 2020, Yeah
10.Medicine Ball
11.Paul (Skit)
12.Stay Wide Awake
Yep
Follow Me
Come with me to the dark side of the force
No man would vote for your to this place
The devil only knows of this place world so dark
and oh so cold its oh so cold oh so cold oh
Soon as my flow starts
I can pose all like the coast of Mozart
Even tho they all say that they're real
I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're covered don't ya
Girl you think your so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark
Stay Wide Awake
A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return when will they learn
Were do they go god only knows
Stay Wide Awake
Fe fi fo fum
I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter central park its dark its winter in decemba
I see my target with my car and park it at a poacha tenda
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to be friend her
I sit down beside her like a spider hi there girl you mighta
Heard of me before see whore your the girl that ida
Assault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wida
Fuck you withn the umbrella and open it up while the shits
inside ya
Im the kinda guy thats mild bt i mite blip in get a little bit
wilda
Impregnate a lesbian girl and lets see ya head chip blitz nd
milda
Incinegrate them babies as soon as that out ho with formalda
Hide in cyanide girl you can try nd hide you can try to scream
louda
No need for no gun powder that only takes the fun outta
Murderin id rather go bimp in nd now you see just how the
Fuck i do just what i do when i cut right thru your scalpa
Shit wait a minute i mean skull my knife seems dull
Pull another one out uh
Soon as my flow starts
I can pose all like the coast of Mozart
Even tho they all say that they're real
I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're covered don't ya
Girl you think your so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark
Stay Wide Awake
A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return when will they learn
Were do they go god only knows
Stay Wide Awake
So dark nd so cold my friends dont know this otha side of me
Theres a monster inside of me its quite ugly nd it fright-uns me
But they cant see what i can see theres a vacancy in my tummy
Its makin me play hide n seek like jason im so hungry
Shes naked see no privacy but i can see she wants me
So vacuously i try to be but see why does she taunt me
Put the drapes nd she goes rite to sleep
And i creep rite thru the front seat
So patently but silently cuz i kno that shes sound asleep
Whos wakin me so violently nd why is he on top of me
Hes rapin me she trys to scream somebody please get him off me
Hes tapin me hes bitin me hes laughin likes its funny
Shes scrapin me shes fightin me shes scratching like some dumb
freak
Escapin me no vicousy i might just be tite bundy
Or satin gee what a site to see im dancin in my red panties
Im crazy but its alight with me nd life can be so empty
Stay away from cuz im dancin to quite a different drum beat
Soon as my flow starts
I can pose all like the coast of Mozart
Even tho they all say that they're real
I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're covered don't ya
Girl you think your so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark
Stay Wide Awake
A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return when will they learn
Were do they go god only knows
Stay Wide Awake
But I tried to stay wide awake coud u mite be found dead by the
lake
Soon as you let me bound to sleep bitch so long ima try to take
Play for lite today rite to way why do they try to fight today
I must make them pay twice as much mite as well put the knife
away
Now i use power tools how bout now why u in the shower
Scower u for 6 hours till ill teach you power outlets
How did ya figure out i was down in your basement now ya
Musta just heard the sound of my stomach growlin from down there
Positive theres no one fowla down here thats how they found ya
Face down in the tub i drown you with powtha down as around ya
Such a style that impowers such powers look how you cower
Jumped out on you now like i was a jower from fuckn star wars
Jaba the hut be de ba ba be de ba ba its time to da da
Aught to not even botha to scream its wont even matta
Amazing when raising skin with these razor blades he raves at ya
Not ya everyday game ye invade me nd holy water
Notin like somethin to say so please undastand theres no runnin
him
Wheres the thrill in a hunt thers no fun in that here i come wit
axe
Once i act like lumberjack when im hackin him up with that
What was that dial 911 someone is comin in from the back
Soon as my flow starts
I can pose all like the coast of Mozart
Even tho they all say that they're real
I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're covered don't ya
Girl you think your so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark
Stay Wide Awake
A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return when will they learn
Were do they go god only knows
Stay Wide Awake
13.Old TimeAs Sake (feat. Dr. Dre)
Good evening... This is your fucking captain speaking
We will soon be reaching an altitude of 4 million and a half
feet
That's 8 million miles in the sky
Please undo your seatbelt for takeoff
You are now free to smoke up out the cabinet
I'm Dre from back in the day from
NWA from black and the grey from
Chokin' a bitch to smackin' her face from
Stackin' up bodies to rackin' the K's up？
From rackin' up hits to stackin' the crates up
I'm still hungry and I'm back with a tapeworm
And what was happenin' in rap entertainment
Me and Shady, far as competition faggot there ain't none
Speak of the devil, it's attack of the Rainman
Chainsaw in hand, blood stain on my apron
Soon as the blade spun, vrum they run away from
Who wanna play dungeon, no one is safe from
In search of a brain surgeon, a great one
Wait it ain't funny man, it's urgent i need one
Two boxes of detergent and a paint gun
And an emergency squirt gun to spray-a one
So one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
And just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You're now smokin' with the best, best)
I said one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
And just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You're now smokin' with the best, best)
Smoke signal in the sky like verizon wireless
A nice environment, suprise entirely
hypnotized by the sound I surround the hydrant
Takin' lives of firemen, say goodbye here I am again
Naked wives and vicodin
Before I begin to get to so high pussyboy I could spin
Vin vin Fuck the handle, I fly off the hinge
Let the boy off the bench coach, and throw it to him
There he goes in his trenchcoat, no clothes again
Baby make us some french toast and show us some skin
I show you every inch grows in my foreskin
Show me nipple, I pinch both and throw up a ten
Now you know it's a sin to tease, blow us again
The sorceror of intercourse, if it's forced it's him
Don't fight the feelin' if you're feeling the force within
When you wake up in the mornin' next to the porcelain
So one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
And just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You're now smokin' with the best, best)
I said one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
And just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You're now smokin' with the best, best)
Now when there's smoke there's fire
When there's fire there's flames
When there's flames there's Chronic
Either you high or you ain't
I got no time for no games
Naah uh he ain't playin'
He's gon' get the AK and aim it right at your bra-ain
I'm slightly insa-ane, back on Creatine
Hypnotic and red bull, it's an incredible energy drink
And It's givin' me wings, I believe I can fly
While I pee on a girl, you won't catch me CSI
It's as easy as pie, and as simple as cake
Dre get on the mic and make 'em tremble and shake
Now put your smoke up in the air, raise your Henny and Coke
And if you really wanna get fucked up, just let me know
We can smoke 'til there's no more lighter fluid to do it
Let's get in to it, your smokin' with the triedest and truest
I got the midas touch, when it comes to rollin' shit up
You mother fuckers ain't smokin' you just holdin' shit up
Now here we go let's get up, get down, hold up a blunt
I smoke the kind of stuff that makes the records go number one
Cause if at first you don't succeed, won't hurt to smoke some
weed
Now them words are just a little more personal for me
Seein' as how, I blew up off from puffin' them trees
We're smokin' up for me, fuck yeah light it up cheech
Cmon smoke me out cuz, gimme contact buzz
Get me on track, they love me when I'm on that stuff
But this is earth callin', Shady man cmon back (What)
Man we're losin' him, he won't even respond back (Fuck)
Now look at all the pretty women in here (Damn Bitches)
Dre it's hot, I think he better go check on their temperatures
I'll get the thermometer, you get the bandages
Now baby just bend over, just more of the damn bitches
Give me one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
And just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You're now smokin' with the best, best)
I said one more time for old time's sake
Dre drop that beat and scratch that break
And just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let's go (You're now smokin' with the best, best)
14.Must Be The Ganja
15.Mr. Mathers
16.Deja Vu
As I fall deeper into a manic state
Im a prime candidate for the gene to receive the drug outta
trate
The blood pressure climbs to a dramatic rate
I seem to gravitate to the bottle of Nyquil than i salivate
Start off with the Nyquil with like I think I will just have a
taste
Couple of sips of that than I gradually graduate
To a harder prescription drug called valium like yah thats great
I go to just take one than i end up like having eight
Now i need something in my stomach because i haven't ate
Maybe ill grab a plate of nachos and ill have a steak
And youd think with all i have at stake look at my daughters
face
Mommy something is wrong with dad I thank
Hes acting weird again he's really beginnings to scare me
Wont shave his beard again and he pretends that he doesn't hear
me
And all he does eat dorritos and cheetos and he just
Fell asleep in his car eating three muskateers in the rear seat
Sometimes i feel so alone, I just don't know
It feels like ive been down this road before
So lonely and cold it's like something takes over me
As soon as i go home and close the door
God feels like deja vu i wanna get away from this place i do
But i cant and i won't say i try but i know it's a lie
cause i don't and why i just don't knowwoooo
Maybe just a nice cold brew, whats a beer
Thats the devil in my ear ive been sober a fuckin year
And that fucker still talks to me hes all i can fuckign hear
Marshall c'mon well watch the game its the cowboys and
buccanears
And maybe if i just drink half ill be half buzzed
For half of the time, whose the mastermind behind that little
line
With that kind of rational man i got half a mind
To have another half a glass of wine sounds assenine
Yeah i know, but i never had no problem with alcohol
Ouch look out for the wall aim for the couch im about to fall
I miss the couch and down go like a bouncy ball
Shit must of knocked me out cause i didn't feel the ground at
all
Wow what the fuck happened last night where am i
Man fuck am i hung over and god damn i
Got a headache shit half a vicodin, why cant i
All systems ready for take off, please stand by
Sometimes i feel so alone, I just don't know
It feels like ive been down this road before
So lonely and cold it's like something takes over me
As soon as i go home and close the door
God feels like deja vu i wanna get away from this place i do
But i cant and i won't say i try but i know it's a lie
cause i don't and why i just don't knowwoooo
So i take a vicodin splash it hits my stomach and ahhhhhh
Couple of weeks go by and it aint even like i am getting high
Now i need it to not feel sick yah im getting by
Wouldn't even be taking this shit if deshauwn didn't die
Oh yeah theres an excuse you lose proof so you use
Theres new rules its cool if its helping you to get through
Its twelve noon aint no harm in self inducing a snooze
What else is new fuck it what would elvis do in your shoes
Now here i am three months later full blown relapse
Just get high until the kids get home from school holmes relax
And since im convince that im an in-somni-ac
I need these pills to be able to sleep so i take three naps
Just to be able to function throughout the day
Lets see thats an ambian each nap how many valium three
And that averages out to one good hour of sleep
So now you see the reason how come he
Has taken four years to just put out an album b
See me and you we almost had the same outcome heath
Cause that Christmas you know that whole neumonia thing
It was bolognia was it the methadonia think
But hydrocordone ya hide inside ya pornos
Ya vcr tape cases put ya ambiants see great places
To hide em aint it, so you can lie to haily
Im going beddy by whitney baby good night elaina
Go in the room and shut the bedroom door
And wake up in an ambulance they say they found me on the
bathroom floor
Sometimes i feel so alone, I just don't know
It feels like ive been down this road before
So lonely and cold it's like something takes over me
As soon as i go home and close the door
God feels like deja vu i wanna get away from this place i do
But i cant and i won't say i try but i know it's a lie
cause i don't and why i just don't knowwoooo
17.Beautiful
Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everyone has a private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me, are you trying to get through
Are you reaching out for me, and I'm reaching out for you
I'm just so fuckin' depressed
I just can seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump
But I need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises, took my lumps
Fell down and I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up
And the right thing for me to pick that mic back up
I don't know how I pry away
And I ended up in this position I'm in
I starting to feel distant again
So I decided just to beat this pain
Up and tried to make an attempt to vent
But I just can't admit
Or come to grips, with the fact that
I may be done with rap
I need a new outlet
I know some shits so hard to swallow
But I just can't sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow
But I know one fact
I'll be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow
Copy
One tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow
But you have to walk a thousand miles
Walk my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
All be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what I'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each other's mind
Just to see what we find
Looking shit through each other's eyes
But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful OoOo
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful OoOo
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you
I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor
Everything is so tense and gloom
I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room
Just as soon as I walk in
It's like all eyes on me
So I try to avoid any eye contact
Cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation
Like I want that...
I'm not looking for extra attention
I just want to be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room
Maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I don't need fucking man servin'
Tryin to follow me around, and wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke I crack
And half of them ain't even funny like that
Ahh Marshall, you're so funny man,
you should be a comedian, god damn
Unfortunately I am,
but I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why don't you all sit down
Listen to the tale I'm about to tell
Hell, we don't have to trade our shoes
And you don't have to walk no thousand miles
Walk my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
All be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what I'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each other's mind
Just to see what we find
Looking shit through each other's eyes
But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful OoOo
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful OoOo
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo
Nobody asked for life to deal us
With these bullshit hands with doubt
We have to take these cards ourselves
And flip them, don't expect no help
Now I could have either just
Sat on my ass and pissed and moaned
But take this situation in which I'm placed in
And get up and get my own
I was never the type of kid
To wait but I know to unpack his bags
Never sat on the porch and hoped and prayed
For a dad to show up who never did
I just wanted to fit in
Every single place
Every school I went
I dreamed of being that cool kid
Even if it meant acting stupid
Aunt Edna always told me
Keep making that face till it gets stuck like that
Meanwhile I'm just standing there
Holding my tongue up trying to talk like this
Till I stuck my tungue on the frozen stop sign poll at 8 years
old
I learned my lesson and cause I wasn't tryin to impress my
friends no more
But I already told you my whole life story
Not just based on my descr iption
Cause where you see it from where you're sitting
Is probably 110% different
I guess we would have to walk a mile
In each other's shoes, at least
What size you where？
I wear tens
Let's see if you can fit your feet
Walk my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
All be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what I'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each other's mind
Just to see what we find
Looking shit through each other's eyes
But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful OoOo
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful OoOo
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo
Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everyone has a private world
Where they can be alone... sOoOoo
Are you calling me, are you trying to get through OoOo
Are you reaching out for me, and I'm reaching out for you sOoOoo
Oo Oo
Yea... To my babies. Stay strong. Daddy will be soon
And to the rest of the world, god gave you the shoes
That fit you, so put em on and wear em
And be yourself man, be proud of who you are
Even if it sounds corny,
Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful
SOoOoo
18.Crack A Bottle (feat. Dr. Dre ＆ 50 Cent)
Ooww Ladies and gentlemen
The moment you've all been waiting for ..
In this corner：weighing 175 pounds,
with a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders,
the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world：
Slim Shady!
Chorus ： Eminem
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitch3s hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now where's the rubbers？ Whose got the rubbers？
I noticed there's so many of them
and there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us, my posse's kicking up dust.
It's on till the break of dawn
and we're starting this party from dusk
Ok let's go
Eminem
Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk
Picture us, you'll just be another one bit the dust
Just one of my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt. Lick the fumunda cheese from under my nuts
It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
Its a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed.
Bitch3s lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut.
Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut.
Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought
Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t
gets worse then worcestershire sauce
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
Its elementary. The elephants have entered the room.
I venture to say we're the center of attention its true
Not to mention back with a vengeance so here's the signal
Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio's back on you hoes.
Chorus ： Eminem
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now wheres the rubbers？ Whose got the rubbers？
I noticed there's so many of them
and there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust.
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from
dusk.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre
Dr Dre
They see that low rider go by they're, like Oh my!
You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cuz I know why.
I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre.
I'm an itch that they cant scratch, they sick of me.
But hey, what else can I say？ I love LA.
Cuz over and above all, its just another day
And this one begins where the last one ends.
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again.
I'll be dammed, just f＊cked around and crashed my Benz.
Driving around with a smashed front end
Lets cash that one in.
Grab another one from out the stable
The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado
The hell if I know.
Do I want leather seats or vinyl？
Decisions, decisions
Garage looks like Precision Collision.
Or Maaco beats quake like Waco
Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though
Chorus ： Eminem
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model .
You just hit the lotto.
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now wheres the rubbers？ Whose got the rubbers？
I noticed there's so many of them
and there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us,my posses kicking up dust.
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from
dusk.
And I take great pleasure in introducing： 50 Cent
50 Cent
It's bottle after bottle
The money ain't a thang when you party with me
Its what we into its simple
We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe
I'm the napalm the bomb the don i'm King Kong
Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on
I'm so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm
Bring the shaun dawn burn marajauan do what you want
Nigga on and on till the break of what
Get the paper man i'm caking you know i don't give a f＊ck
I spend it like it don't mean nothing
Blow it like its supposed to be blown
Motherf＊cker i'm grown
I stunt i style i flash the sh-t
I gets what the f＊ck i want so what I trick
Fat ass burgundy bags classy sh-t Jimmy Cho shoes
I say move a bitch move
Chorus ： Eminem
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model .
You just hit the lotto.
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now wheres the rubbers？ Whose got the rubbers？
I noticed there's so many of them
and there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust.
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from
dusk
19.Steve Berman (Skit)
20.Underground／Ken Kaniff
A lot of people ask me
Where the fuck I've been at the last few years
Shit I don't know
But I do know, I'm back now
HAHA
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Dre I'm down here, under the ground dig me up
Broken tibias fibias, yeah fix me up
Sixty sluts all of 'em dying from mass afixial
After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
Dixy cups toxins boxes of oxy pads
Enough oxycotin to send a fucking ox to rehab
Wack job in the back with a black stocking cap
Jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match
(you can't say that) yes he can
I just did faggot now guess again
Better text message your next of kin
Tell him shits about to get extra messy especially when
I flex again and throw a fucking lesbian in wet cement
So faggoty faggoty faggoty raggedy Ann and Andy
No raggedy Andy and Andy no it can't be, it can't be
Yes it can be the fucking anti christ is back Danny
Its Satan in black satin panties
This is Amityville calamity got damnit insanity pills
Fanny pack filled with zanax
Through every nook and cranny
Lookin for trannys milk and cookies spilt on my silk neglociet
looky
Razor balades wit me to make you bleed
Cases of maboline make up lay on the table of weed
Slim shady shit sounds like a fable to me
Until he jumps out the fucking toilet when you're taking a pee
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Six seaman samples Seventeen strands of hair
Found in the back of a van after the shoot at Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe with canopy beds
With glad bags, yeah glad to be back
'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab
Fucking doctor I didn't understand a damn what he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch
Two weeks in Brighton, I aint enlighten
Bitin' into a fucking Vicodin like I 'am viking
Oh, lightning strike it might be a fucking sign I need a psychic
Evaluation, fuck Jason it's Friday the nineteenth
That means it's just a regular day
And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly
Fucking Lesbians shouldn't of had her legs in the way
Now she's pregnant and gay
Missing both legs and begging to stay.
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Tell the critics I'm back and I'm coming
To spit back an abundance
Hit a fag with onions
Then split a bag of Funions
Mad at me understandable
Cannibal shooting animal
Out of a cannon and have him catapult at an adult
Captain of a cult with an elite following
To turn Halloween back to a Trick of Treat holiday
Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar
Swipe his powers replace his knife with flowers and a stack of
flyers
Hit Jason Vorheys with a forty
Stuck a repository up his ass
And made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal Elector a fucking nectarine
And sat him in the fucking fruit and vegetable section and gave
him a lecture
Walked up elm street with a fucking whiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Krougar and Edward Scissor hands too
And came out with a little scratch oww
Looking like I got into a fucking pillow fight with a triple fat
goose
Insanity can itbe vanity, where's the humanity
In havin a twist of fantasy with a arm an leg amputee
Straight jacket with 108 brackets
And a strap the wraps twice around my back then they latch it
Cut ya fuckin head off and ask where you headed off to？
Get it headed off too？
Medice this headaches awful, this anistetics pathetic so is the
diabetic waffel
And this prostetic arm keep crushin my hard taco
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
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