10.Sissyneck
I don't need no wheels I don't need no gasoline 'Cause the wind
that is blowing Is blowing like a
smoke machine If I said to you That I was looking for a place to
get to 'Cause my neck is broken
And my pants ain't getting no bigger
I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good ol' boys
I'm writing my will On a three
dollar bill In the evening time
All my friends Tell me something is getting together I got a
beard that would disappear If I'm dressed
in leather Now let me tell you about my baby She was born in
Arizona Sitting in the jailhouse Trying
to learn some good manners
I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good ol' boys
I'm writing my will On a three
dollar bill In the evening time
Matchsticks strike When I'm riding my bike to the depot 'Cause
everybody knows my name At the
recreation center If I could only find a nickel I would pay
myself off tonight 'Cause nobody knows
When he good times have passed out cold
I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good ol' boys
I'm writing my will On a three
dollar bill In the evening time
I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good ol' boys
I'm writing my will On a three
dollar bill In the evening time
Don't talk to me If you're looking for somebody to cry on Don't
talk to me If you're looking for
somebody to cry on
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