1.Evil Deeds
Father please forgive me for I know not what I do
For I'm not know what I done
Father please forgive me for I know not what I do.
I just never had the chance to ever meet you.
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds.
Momma had a baby and it's head popped off. (head popped off x5)
My momma didn't want me, next thing I know I'm getting dropped
off. (getting dropped off x4)
Ring ring ring went the next door neighbors door and I'm on
their front porch. (their front porch x4)
But they didn't want me neither, so they left me on someone
else's lawn. (else's lawn x3)
Until somebody finally took me in, my great aunt and uncle Edna
and Charles. (Edna and Charles x4)
They were the ones who were left in charge.
My elementary the came to me and sing this song. (＊Echo＊)
It went a little something like this.
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb,
Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn
Momma, why do they keep saying this？ I just don't understand.
And by the way, where's my dad？
Father please forgive me for I know not what I do.
I just never had the chance to ever meet you.
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds.
Predominantly. Predominantly. Everything's always predominantly.
Predominantly white. Predominantly black.
But what about me？ Where does that leave me？
I guess I'm in between predominantly both of em.
I think if I hear that fucking word again I'mma scream.
Wild projectile, vomiting. What do I look like, a comedian to
you？
Do you think I'm kidding？ Do I look like some kind of idi-
Wait a minute, shit, don't answer that. Why am I so
misunderstood？
Why do I go through so much bullshit, it's such bullshit, touch
this bitch.
Woe is me. There goes poor Marshall again,
whining about his millions and his fortune and
his sorrow he's always drowning in
and the dad that he never had and how his childhood was so bad
and how mom was a dope addict and his ex how they go at it.
Man, I'd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he
had it.
Man, I can't imagine it. That little rich poor white bastard
needs to
take some of that cash out of the bank and take a bath in it.
Man, if I only had half of it
You only knew the half of it
Father please forgive me for I know not what I do.
I just never had the chance to ever meet you.
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds.
Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds.
Please release me from these evil demons
I never had any of this shit planned, mom, please believe.
I don't wanna be Satan's spawn.
Never got the chance to say I'm sorry.
Now look at all the pain I caused.
Santa Clause, why you not comin this year again？
What did I do that was so bad to deserve this？
Everything coulda been so perfect, like life in a fairy tail
I'm bout to be hoist up in the air.
40 feet below me, there's people everywhere.
I don't even know what it feel like, cuz they know me. I'm in
despair.
All I wanna do is go to the mall and take Hailey on that
carousel.
With out this crowd everywhere I go. But life is like a
merry-go-round.
Now here we go. Now dosie-do. Now curtains up, the shot must go.
Now ring-around-the rosie. The shows over. You can all go home.
But the curtain just don't close for me. This ain't how fame is
supposed to be.
Where's the switch I can just turn off and on？ This ain't what I
chose to be.
So please, God, give me the strength to give me what it takes to
carry on.
Till I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on. My song is gone.
Father please forgive me for I know not what I do.
I just never had the chance to ever meet you.
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds.
I said father please forgive me for I know not what I do.
I just never had the chance to ever meet you.
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds. (＊Echo＊)
Oh! Yeah, last one, baby Let's go DETROIT!
2.Never Enough
There's not much you could do or say to phase me
People think I'm a little bit crazy
I get it from all angles, even occasionally Doc Dre-zie'll
Have to step in every once in a while to save me
To make me stop and think about it 'fore I just say things
Sometimes I forget what other people just may think
A lot of rappers finally wouldn't know how to take me
If they heard some shit, I'd lay the tape 'fore they erase me
I maybe a little too fast paced and racy
Sometimes the average listener rewinds and plays me twenty times
cuz I say so many rhymes, it may seem like I'm goin too fast cuz
my mind is racing
And I could give a fuck what category you place me
Long as when I'm pushing up daisies and gone
As long as you place me amongst one of them greats
When I hit the heavenly gates I'll be cool beside Jay-Z
For every single die hard fan who embraced me
I'm thankful for the talent in which God gave me
And I'm thankful for the environment that he placed me
Believe it or not, I thank my mom for how she raised me
In the neighborhood daily, they jumped and chased me
It only made me what I am today, see
Regardless of what anybody believes who hates me
You ain't gonna make or break me
Tryna strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, G
You're only gonna be in for a rude awakening
Cuz sooner or later you haters are all gonna face me
And when you face me with all the shit you've been saving to say
to me
You had all this time to think about it
Now don't pussy out and try to wimp out, face me
Cuz I've been patiently waiting for the day
That we finally meet in the same place to see
No matter how many battles I been in and won
No matter how many magazines on my nuts
No matter how many emcees I end up
Ooh ooh, it's never enough
My flow's untouchable now you gotta face it
Uh oh, it gets worse when I go back to the basics
You go say the wrong shit and get your face split
The smell of victory, love it so much I can taste it
The spot my talk, it blaze a direct hit
Graze it, your peace talk, save it
You shit sounds dated, you're overrated
I'm obligated to study your moves then crush you mutherfuckers
If I'm the best and the worst, then God's gift is a curse
Soldier trained to destroy, you payin' attention boy？
I spit shit, slick shit, so quick you miss it
To be specific I go ballistic as hieroglyphic
My music is a drug, press play, you ain't gotta sniff it
Chew it or pop it, roll a bag of the chocolate
Get your high over and over, but you gotta cop it
When it's hot, it's hot
Your hatin' is undeniable, stop it
3.Yellow Brick Road
What we have to do is deal with it when these idividuals are
young enough.
If you wish to be saved, not in a religious sense but not to
constitute
what this country at times calls if or which over. We seem to be
approaching
an age of the gross. We all have this idea that we should move
up from our
parents station and each generation should do a little bit
better.
Come on, let's cut the bullshit enough
Let's get it started, let's start addressing this issue and open
it up
Let's take this shit back to bassmint
And we can disscuss statements thats made on this tape
And its whole origin of the music that we all know and love
The music that we all enjoy the music you all accuse me of tryna
destroy
Let's rewind it to 89 when I was a boy on the east side of
Detroit
Crossin 8 Mile in the border in the hate territory
I'd like to share a story, this is my story and cant no body
tell it for me
You will well inform me, I am well aware that I don't belong
here
You've made that perfectly clear, I get my ass kicked damn near
everywhere
＞From Bel-Air shopping center just for stopping in there
＞From the black side all the way to the white side
Okay there's a bright side a day that I might slide
You may call it a past I call it haulin my ass
Through that patch of grass over them railroad tracks
Oh them railroad tracks, them old railroad tracks
Them good old notorious oh well known tracks
Come on lets go back
Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place
I once used to call home sweet home
I roam the streets so much they call me a drifter
Sometimes I stick up a thumb just to hitch hike
Just to get picked up to get me a lift to 8 mile and van dike
And steal a god damn bike from somebody's backyard
And drop it off at the park that was the half way mark
To meet Kim had to walk back to her mama's them dramas after
dark
To sneak me in the house when I'm kicked out my mom's
Thats about the time I first met Proof when poof he'd carry on
the set
Set eyes born in and out some flyers, he was doin some talent
shows
At center line, I had told him to stop by and check this out
sometime
He looked at me like I'm out my mind shook his head like white
boys dont know how to rhyme
I spit out a line and rhymed birthday with first place
And we both had the same rhymes that sound alike
We was on the same shit that Big Daddy Kane shit with compound
syllables sound combined
＞From that day we was down to ride somehow we knew we'd meet
again somewhere down the line
Come on lets go back
Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place
I once used to call home sweet home
My first year in 9th grade, can't forget that day at school
It was cool till your man MC Sham came through
And said that Boom was the brain cuz the clan makes troops
It was rumors but man god damned they flew
Musta been true because man we done banned they shoes
I had the new ones the Cool J, Ice land swayed too
And we just through them in the trash like they yesterday's news
Guess who came through next, X clam debut
Professor X and glorious exists in a state of red, black, and
green
With a key sissies now with this bein a new trend
We don't fit in crackas is out with Cactus albums
Blackness is in, African symbols and medallions
Represents black power and we ain't know what it meant
Me and my man Howard and ？？？ would go to the mall with 'em
All over our necks like we're showin 'em off not knowin at all
We was bein laughed at you ain't even half black
You ain't supposed to have that homie let me grab that
And that Flavor Flave clock we gon' have to snatch that
All I remember is meetin back at Manix's basement
Sayin how we hate this, our races wit dope the x clan take this
Which reminds me back in 89 me and Kim broke up for the first
time
She was tryna two time me and there was this black girl
At our school who thought I was cool cuz I rapped so she was
kinda eyein me
And oh the irony guess what her name was ain't even gon' say it
plus
The same color hair as hers was and blue contacts and a pair of
jugs
The bombest god damn girl in our whole school if I could pull it
Not only would I become more popular but I would be able to piss
Kim off at the same time
But it backfired I was supposed to dump her but she dumped me
for this black guy
And thats the last I ever seen or heard or spoke to the oh
foolish pride girl
But I've heard people say they heard the tape and it ain't that
bad
But it was I singled out a whole race and for that apologize
I was wrong cuz no matter what color a girl is she still a
Come on lets go back
Follow the yellow brick road as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through this nifty little place
I once used to call home sweet home
4.Like Toy Soldiers
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down like toy soldiers
Bit by bit torn apart We never win
But the battle wages on for toy soldiers
I'm suppose to be the soldier who never blows his composure
Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders
I ain't never suppose to show it, my crew ain't suppose to know
it
Even if it means going toe to toe with the Benzino, it don't
matter
I never drag 'em in battles that I can handle less I absolutely
have to
I'm suppose to set an example, I need to be the leader
My crew looks for me to guide 'em
If some shit ever just pop off I'm suppose to be beside 'em
That Ja shit, I tried to squashed it, it was too late to stop it
There's a certain line, you just don't cross it, and he crossed
it
I heard him say Hailie's name on a song and I just lost it
It was crazy, this shit went way beyond some Jay Z and Nas shit
And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it
I spent so much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted
I'm so caught it I almost feel like I'm the one who caused it
This ain't what I'm in hip-hop for, it's not why I got in it
Now it's never my object to for someone to get killed
Why would I wanna destroy something I helped build
It wasn't my intentions, my intentions were good
I went through my whole career with out ever mentioning
And that's just outta respect for not running my mouth
And talking about something that I knew nothing about
Plus Dre told me stay out, just wasn't my beef, So I did
I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth while he's all
over TV
Now I'm talking a man who literally saved my live, like fuck it
I understand, this is business and this shit just isn't none of
my business
But still knowing this shit could pop off at any minute
It used to be time when you could just say a rhyme
And wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dying
But now it's elevated cause once you put someone's kids in it
Shit gets escalated, it ain't just words no more, is it
It's a different ball game, call names and you ain't just
rapping
We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happening
Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him
And asked him not to start it, he wasn't gonna go after him
Until Ja start gabbing in magazines how he stabbed him
Fuck it 50, smash him, mash him, and let him have it
Meanwhile my intentions pulley'd in other directions
Some receptionist said the source who answers phones at
his desk has an erection for me and thinks that I'll be his
resurrection
Tries to blow the dust of his mic and make a new record
But now he's fucked the game up cause one of the ways I
came was through that publication, the same one that made me
famous
Now the owner of it got a grudge against me for nothing but fuck
it
That motha fucker can get it too, fuck 'em then
But I'm so busy being pissed off, I don't stop to think
That we just inherited 50's beef with murder inc
And he's inherited mine, which is fine, ain't like either of us
mind
Still have soldiers that is on the front line that's willing to
die for us
As soon as we give the orders, never to extort us
Strictly to show they support us
Maybe shout 'em out in a rap or up in chorus to show we love 'em
back
And to let 'em know how important is to have Runyon Avenue
soldiers up in
our corners
Their loyalty to us is worth more then any award is
But I ain't trying to have none of me people hurt or murdered
It ain't worth it, I can't think of a perfecter way to word it
Then to just say that I love y'all too much to see the verdict
I'll walk away from it all before I'll let it go any further
Now don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coping
y'all can quiet popping off at the jaws with the knocking
Cause frankly I'm sick of talking
I'm not gonna let someone else's coffin rest on my conscious
5.Mosh
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation under God
Indivisible·
It feels so good to be back
Scrutinize every word, memorize every line
I spit it once, refuel, reenergize, and rewind
I give sight to the blind, mind sight through the mind
I excersize my right to express when I feel it's time
It's just all in your mind, what you interpret it as
I say to fight you take it as I？ gonna whip someone's ass
If you don't understand don't even bother to ask
A father who has grown up with a fatherless past
Who has blown up now to rap phenomenon that has
Or at least shows no difficulty multi task
And juggling both, perhaps mastered his craft slash
Entrepreneur who has held long too few more rap acts
Who has had a few obstacles thrown his way through the last half
Of his career typical manure moving past that
Mister kiss his ass crack, he's a class act
Rubber band man, yea he just snaps back
Come along, follow me as I lead through the darkness
As I provide just enough spark, that we need to proceed
Carry on, give me hope, give me strength,
Come with me, and I won't stear you wrong
Put your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fog
Till the light, at the end, of the tunnel, we gonna fight,
We gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna march through the
swamp
We gonna mosh through the marsh, take us right through the doors
To the people up top, on the side and the middle,
Come together, let's all bomb and swamp just a little
Just let it gradually build, from the front to the back
All you can see is a sea of people, some white and some black
Don't matter what color, all that matters is we gathered
together
To celebrate for the same cause, no matter the weather
If it rains let it rain, yea the wetter the better
They ain't gonna stop us, they can't, we're stronger now more
then ever,
They tell us no we say yea, they tell us stop we say go,
Rebel with a rebel yell, raise hell we gonna let em know
Stomp, push up, mush, fuck Bush, until they bring our troops
home come on just . . .
Imagine it pouring, it's raining down on us,
Mosh pits outside the oval office
Someone's trying to tell us something, maybe this is God just
saying
we're responsible for this monster, this coward, that we have
empowered
This is Bin Laden, look at his head nodding,
How could we allow something like this, Without pumping our fist
Now this is our, final hour
Let me be the voice, and your strength, and your choice
Let me simplify the rhyme, just to amplify the noise
Try to amplify the times it, and multiply it by six
Teen million people are equal of this high pitch
Maybe we can reach Al Quaida through my speech
Let the President answer on high anarchy
Strap him with AK-47, let him go
Fight his own war, let him impress daddy that way
No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our
soil
No more psychological warfare to trick us to think that we ain't
loyal
If we don't serve our own country we're patronizing a hero
Look in his eyes, it's all lies, the stars and stripes
They've been swiped, washed out and wiped,
And Replaced with his own face, mosh now or die
If I get sniped tonight you'll know why, because I told you to
fight
And as we proceed, to mosh through this desert storm,
in these closing statements, if they should argue,
let us beg to differ, as we set aside our differences,
and assemble our own army, to disarm this weapon of mass
destruction that we call our president, for the present,
and mosh for the future of our next generation,
to speak and be heard, Mr. President, Mr. Senator
6.Puke
＊Eminem puking＊
There I go thinking of you again
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fucking sick to my stomache
Everytime I think of you I puke
You must just not not knoooooowww
You may not think you do
But you do everytime I think of you I puke
I was gonna take a little time to write you a little poem
But off of the dome would probably be a little more
More suitable for this type of song woah
I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I can think
of
Sixteen bars this ain't enough to put ？？？
So fuck it I'ma start right here I'll just be briefer
Bout to rattle off some other reasons
I know I shouldnt go and get another tattoo of you on my arm
But what do I go and do？ I go and get another one now I got two
Oooooh I'm sittin here with your name on my skin
I can't believe I went and did this stupid shit again
My next girlfriend now her name's gotta be Kim
If you only knew how much I hated you
For every mothafuckin thing you ever put us through
Then I wouldnt be standin here cryin over you booooooooo
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fucking sick to my stomache
Everytime I think of you I puke
You must just not not knoooooowww
You may not think you do
But you do everytime I think of you I puke
I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little
letter
But I thought a song would prolly be a little better instead of
a letter
That you'd prolly just shred up ？？？ I stumbled on your picture
The other day and it made me stop and think of how much of a
waste
It would be to put some ink to a stupid piece of paper
I'd rather have you see how much I fucking hate you in a
freestyle
You're a fucking ？？？ and I hope you fucking die
I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye
I hate your fucking guts you fucking slut I hope you die
(diiiiiie)
But please don't get me wrong I'm not bitter I'm mad
It's not that I still love you its not that I want you back
It's just that when I think of you it makes me wanna gag
But what else can I do I havent gotta clue
Now I guess I just move on I got no choice but to
But everytime I think of you now all I want to do is puuuuuke
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fucking sick to my stomache
Everytime I think of you I puke
You must just not not knoooooowww
You may not think you do
But you do everytime I think of you I puke
＊Eminem puking＊
Fucking bitch
7.My 1st Single
Ohh!
Yeah!
So much for first single on this one
Shady's the lable
Aftermath is the stable
That the horses come out erra
Of course we're about to stir up
Some shit ？？ Mix water with syrup
It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
Just for no reason other than the just to tease him
Cause he was as big as ？？ He used to be Superman
Now we're pourin liquor on the crib in his name for him
Eminem you wait till' we meet up again
Fucker I'm kickin your ass for everything you've ever said
It's one for the money two for the fuckin show
Ready get set, let's go
Here comes the ？？ stompin and stampedin up the damn street
Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow
So look out below, geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos
I'm on a roll, around and around I go
When will I stop？ I don't know
Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off
But I know anything's possible
Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
I'm at the top of my game
That shit is not gonna change
Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team
I'll get away with murder
I'm Michael J. he's like my cock from the day
We keep the mark from the tapes
In a safe, locked them away
Better watch what you say
Just when you thought you were safe
Them fuckers got you on tape
You swear to god you was playin
Whether or not you was little Joshua
Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same
Cause one day it could cost you your name
And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca
Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills
And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare naked
chicka chicka chicka ..
And then just turned 16 and used a fake id
To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive
Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free
Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish
Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
Hickory Dickory derr digga
Look at me work wizardry with these words
Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken
Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain
22 jerks and a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
What am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind it
rrrbb lemme ask you again
Am I just jerkin the chain
Am I bizerk or insane
Or am I just one of them damn amateurs
Workin the damn camera filmin one of them
Paris Hilton home made pornos
Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle
Chicka Chicka
Just recently somebody just discovered
Britney and Justin videotapes of them fuckin
When they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse club
And dusted them and went straight to The Source with them
Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-
And then tried to erase and record over it
But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
Uh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin
Sayin 'I'm done-uh!'
Come on this was
supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca
Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chest
And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it
All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this
number
It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick
And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about
me
Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
And I'll be sure to get back
As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre
Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)
So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,
Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock(？)
bawka-bi-kaw
Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick
And stick a dick in your mouth
I'm done you can fuck off
fucka-fucka-fuck offf!
And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh No
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Ah
erra Oh Oh Ah Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Oh Ah Oh Ah
Poo Poo Ca Ca
8.Paul(Skit)
Hey Em it's Paul
uhm, listen, I just got a call from the label.
And you're probably not gonna be surprised but uhm,
Micheal Jackson is extremely upset about the Just Lose It video,
and uhm,
I mean he's pissed so uh I don't know what he's gonna do,
but we gotta talk about how we gonna handle this.
Uhm Oh yeah any way,
somebody told me that uhm
they heard a roumer that you got a new gun uhm,
I know it's probably not true but I just need to talk about
that,
so uhm gimme a call.
9.Rain Man
Dre (Em)
Yeah
(Definately, definately, definately, definately definately
K-mart)
Yeah, yeah
You find me offensive？ I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw a line on any fences
If so to what extense if
Any, should I go？ 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Pshycological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lenghts
this,
Far at other people's expenses
I say your all just too god damn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's down right blasphomous
Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my
re--fridgerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Super---man
And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy
Kryptonite： The Green Chronic
Cause I ain't got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....
Rain Man
Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexual sex
Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your
actions
Either before, during or after peforming the act of that which
Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say？
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre？ (What up？)
I gotta question if I may？ (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off？ (Yeah)
But, ut! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt？
Is that gay？ I just need to clear things up
Til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because...
You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses？
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenceses
My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat？ (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite： The Green Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she blew around the room like a balloon-a
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and screw my
Head is straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwhich
And I don't gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit
Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Yo, Rain Man
Definately, definately Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two
thousand and
Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty
three
And seventy (Yeah)
10.Big Weenie
(Talking)
I don't understand..
Why are you bein so mean!？
You're a MEAN, MEAN MAN!
You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of a sort
I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes - close em'
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next 4 and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why you're so fuckin jealous
Now why do they make you who
Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo
Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening
Ok now I need your un-divided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this,
Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room？
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever there's conversations why am I always mentioned？
I been dying to ask, it's been itching at me
Is it just because...
You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright now I, I just flubbed(？) a line
I was going to say something extremly important
But I forgot who or what it was
I fucked up,
Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didin't
That's just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I FUCKED up ain't it？
That I could bust one take
Without lookin at no paper
It doesn't take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth ok
You're drooling, you have tooth decay
You're mouth is open,
You're disgusting
What the fuck you eat for lunch,
A bunch of sweets or somethin
What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch？
You're tooth is rottin through the gum
Your breath stinks,
Want to chew some gum？
Yes I do sir what am I on？
You sir are on ？？
Marshall I'm so jealous of you
Please say you won't tell nobody
I'd be so embarassed
I'm just absolutely terrified
That someone's gonna find out
Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful
Mean things, is my own insecurities!
You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright now we, we're going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like
When he takes 2 hits of exctasy
Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like
Wanna check to see？ Here's a mirror
Notice the resemblance here？
Wait let me put these sun glasses on
Now look in this mirror, how bout' now
What do you have in common？
You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses
on em'
You look like I sound like, singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you
I know you're not happy,
I know you'd much rather see my lying
In the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying
There's no denying
That my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like stickin a banana in between 2 oranges
Why are you even doin this to yourself？
It's pointless,
Why do we have to keep on going through this？
This is torturous
My point is this, that if you say mean things,
You're weenie will shrink
Now I forgot what the chorus is..
You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
Fuck off my dick
11.Em Calls Paul(Skit)
Aye yo Paul, It's Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video
What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'？'
Well I'll show him who's really 'bad'
Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls
You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'
And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get
enough'
Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean'
video？
Well he'll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'
Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons
And I hope they all fucking die!
How do you like that？
And I like him, I like him a lot
I want to touch him but I can't
Excuse me, I'm taking a shit
Sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message fucker
Oh, and by the way
12.Just Lose It
Down down down, Down down down,
Down down down, Down down down
Ok..
Guess who's back？
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time
Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap？
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigation
accusation
(argh, argh, argh, argh)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise？
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it？
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it (argh, argh, argh, argh)
Just lose it (argh, argh, argh, argh)
Go crazy (argh, argh, argh, argh)
Oh baby (argh, argh)
Oh baby, baby (argh, argh)
It's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna 'touch my body'
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair？
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out？ (Yeah)
Now, what's your name girl？
What's your sign？
Dr Dr：e 'Man, you must be up out your mind'
Dre! (argh, argh)
Beer goggles blind!
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm ..
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(argh, argh, argh, argh)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much, I'm not guilty
They said, 'Save it, boy we got you on tape
yellin' at an old lady 'touch my body!''
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality, look it's B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!？, I'm a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT？!) Fella's (WHAT？!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what？)
Black girls, White girls, Skinny girls, Fat girls
Tall girls, Small girls, I'm callin' all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin' it's the season
Just go (argh, argh, argh, argh)
It's so appeasin'
UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body
13.Ass Like That
Ohh Beeby, The way you shake it
I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door but I don't think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze？ Please I'm a human being
I have needs, I'm not done, not til I'm finished peeing
I'm not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees, I can't get on the ground any further
It's impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R＆B
I sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, I'm sorry
Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will
love
The way you shake it
I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING
DOING
Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome
Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze？ JEEZ I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee-Wee Herman
This movie's PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, He's too busy？
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulder's are like man
And I could say that and you laugh cause there's a puppet on my
hand
The way you shake it
I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain't never seen a butt
like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my peepee go DOING
DOING DOING
The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO
In that video she sings get out your puzzle
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze？ My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies
Mr. Office, lookie, take a woof of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I could say the word peepee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast？ I think I just saw a tit
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I don't think my joke is
working
I must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down
The way you shake it
I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING
DOING
Fuck is wrong with you？
14.Spend Some Time
If there's any bitches in this room
Then there's somethin I gotta say
For all the fools
Who fell for the first
Girl who comes their way
I been down that road, and now I'm back
Sittin on square one
Tryin to pick myself up,
Where I started from..
I never woulda thought that I'd see you out of control
Even though, my penis was deep down in your hole
You should know between us we was like makes ？？？
Nothing could intervene us especially no hos
You was more so the shalon type I chose
To more shows, haunted you nights
I suppose that's how it goes,
With time spent emotion grows
In the beginning friends, we decided to roll
So who's responsible when you get excited, explode
And Obie's grinning, then you invite that Obie's cold
But bitches they gon' talk, ＊＊＊＊＊s they gon' hate
We established this way before we became mates
So what's required is that you chill with all that fire
Get your desire when I retire
{Girl singing}
Spend some time with me...
{Eminem}
I never thought that I'd find someone to be mine
Lord knows I was right cause you just crossed the line..
{Girl singing}
Spend some time with me...
I used to say I never met a girl like you before
Still ain't got a fuckin clue as to who you truly are
Almost went as far as introducing you to my daughters
Till' you went as far as goin and snoopin through my drawers
Now I just feel stupid for the loop that you threw me for
Can't believe I almost flew the coop for some stupid whore
You used to say all you wanted was for me to be yours
All I ever wanted from you was a few booty calls
If you re-call I used to treat you like a groupie broad
When we fucked I refused to even take my ＊＊＊elry off
But it through me off the first time I called and you blew me
off
It was a shock, it struck me as odd but it turned me on
You started gettin moody on me pretty soon we'd argue
And the ruder you got, the more beautiful you got to me
And who'd even knew that, who would of even thought possibly
Cupid could shoot another one of them god-damned darts at me
It's true that I got shot in the heart
But when someone seems too good to be true, they usually are
But see, when you're in it it's to hard to see
Till' you pull up and see some other dudes car parked
And reach up under your seat as your heart starts to beat
Before you make a decision that's life altering
And just as you haul and you turn and you start to leave
You hear them words echoing almost haunting
That's haunting..
{Girl singing}
Spend some time with me...
{Eminem}
I never thought that I'd find someone to be mine
Lord knows I was right cause you just crossed the line..
{Girl singing}
Spend some time with me...
(Yeah right bitch,
Spend time with my dick)
In most cases Stats attitude is fuck a bitch
My only motive is to get head and fuck a bitch
But you was different thought we shared a ？？？
Even held your hand in public
We suffering because of this
Shorty on some whole nother other shit
Tryin to play slick, thinkin I'm gonna trick off rip
I'll admit, I was caught in the mix dyin to commit
Feed you the best of me I should have fed you piss(？)
We started off closer than close,
But who could have predicted to know your triflin ways
Would of stopped our growth
And the final result, back in that same boat
I ask myself do I love these hos？ NOPE!
Em introduced us
50 this is Tonya, Tonya this is 50
Then slid off and left her to kick it with me
I complimented her, I said you had very nice lips
With my imagination, I could see her suckin my dick
We played the phone game, a week later shit changed fast
Had her comin over in a cab to give me some ass
Downtown Manhattan on the balcony stare at the skyline
Penthouse full of imported shit, you know how I grind
She got to talkin, talkin like a oppourtunist too
Why talk when suckin my dick is the real carrer move？
Says she's an inspiring actress she do videos for practice
Yeah, Yeah, now how many times I heard that shit..
{Girl singing}
Spend some time with me...
{Eminem}
I never thought that I'd find someone to be mine
Lord knows I was right cause you just crossed the line..
{Girl singing}
Spend some time with me...
15.Mockingbird
Yeah
I know sometimes things might not always make sense to you right
now
But hey, what daddy always tell you？
Straighten up little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What'chu crying about？
You got me..
Hailie, I know you miss your mom
And I know you miss your dad when I'm gone
But I'm trying to give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad
Even when you smile
Even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes
Deep inside, you wanna cry
Cuz you're scared
I ain't there？
Daddy's with you in your prayers
No more crying
Wipe them tears
Daddy's here
No more nightmares
We gonna pull together through it
We gon' do it
Laini, uncle's crazy ain't he？
Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
We're all we got in this world
When it spins
When it swirls
When it whirls
When it twirls
Two little beautiful girls
Looking puzzled, in a daze
I know it's confusing you
Daddy's always on the move
Mama's always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it
But somehow it seems, the harder that I try to do that
the more it backfires on me
All the things, growing up
As daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see
But you see just as much as me (to see？)
That we did not plan it to be this way
You're mother and me
But things have got so bad between us
I don't see us ever being
Together ever again
Like we used to be when was teenagers
But then of coarse
Everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it's just something
We have no control over
And that's what destiny is
But no more worries
Rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we'll wake up
And this will all just be a dream
Now hush little baby don't you cry
Everythings gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady
I told ya, daddy's here to hold ya
Through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But I promise, Mama's gonna be alright
It's funny
I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christamas presents up
and stuck them under the tree
and said some of them were from me
Cos daddy couldn't buy em
I'll never forget that Christmas
I sat up the whole night cryin
Cuz daddy felt like a bum
See dadday had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom
And at the time every house that we lived in
Either kept getting broken into and robbed or shot up on the
block
And your mom, was saving money
For you in a jar trying to start a piggy bank for you
So you can go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars
Till someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your mama's heart
And it seemed like everything was just starting to fall apart
Mom and dads was arguing a lot
So mama moved back on the _？____ and the flat
One bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of 8 mile on Novarra
And that's when daddy went to California with his CD
And met Dr. Dre and flew you and Mama out to see me
But daddy had to work
You and mama had to leave me
Then you started seeing daddy on the TV
And mama didn't like it
And you and Laini were too young to understand it
Papa was a rolling stone
mama developed a habit
and it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now I'm sittin' in this empty house, just reminiscin'
Looking at your baby pictures it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown
It's almost like your sisters now
Wow, I guess you pretty much are
And daddy's still here
Laini I'm talking to you too
Daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it, don't it？
Shhh, mama's only gone for the moment
Now hush little baby don't you cry
Everythings gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady
I told ya daddy's here to hold ya
Through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy pretty baby
But I promise
Mama's gonna be alright
And if you ask me to,
Daddy's gonna buy you a mocking bird
I'ma give you the world
I'ma buy a diamond ring for you
I'ma sing for you, I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if the mockingbird don't sing and the ring don't shine
I'ma break that birdy's neck
I'll go back to the ＊＊＊eler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every karat
Don't fuck wit dat.
haha
16.Crazy In Love
I tell myself that I was doin' all right
There's nothin' left to do tonight
But go crazy on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhh
Can't you see what you do to me baby,
You make me crazy, you make me act like a maniac
I'm like a lunatic, you make me sick
You're truly the only one who can do this to me
You just make me get so crazy
I go schizo, I get so insane I just go schizophrenic
One minute I wanna slit your throat the next I wanna sex
You make me crazy the way we act like two maniacs in the sack
We fuck like two jack rabbits and maybe that's a bad habit
Cause the next day we right back at it
In the same exact pattern
What the fuck is the matter with us
We can't figure out if it's lust
Or if it's love which that is attractin us to each other
They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother
Which would explain why you're such a motherfuckin bitch
But I stay and still stick it out with you even though I just
hit you today
but you deserved it you hit me first and provoked me to choke
you
Just cause I came home late last night crawled in bed and I woke
you
But if there's one thing about you that I admire
It's baby, because you stay with me maybe cause you're as crazy
as I am
Cause when I look at you
I can see an angel in your eyes but if I look deeper inside
I see a freakish little side, like a devil in disguise
You're always full of surprises
Always pullin devices out your personal vibrators and dildos
You've fucked yourself so much you barely feel those anymore
You're only 24 but you're plenty more mature
Then those other little ho's who just act like little girls
Like they're in middle school still you're crazy, sexy, cool
Chillin' you play your position you never step out of line
Even though I stay in your buisness you've always kept out of
mine
I wonder what's on your mind, sometimes they say love is blind
Maybe that's why the first time I dotted your eye you ain't see
the sign
Or maybe you did maybe you like me in charge
baby cause we're crazy in love....
I go crazy on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhh
You are the ink to my paper, what my pen is to my my pad
The moral, the very fiber, the whole substance to my rap
You are my reason for being, the meaning of my existance
If it wasn't for you I would never be able to spit these
setences
As intense as I do, and the irony
Is you rely on me as much
As I rely on you to inspire me like you do
You provide me the lighter fluid to fuel in my fire
You're my entire supply of gas, the match and igniter
The only way that I'm able to stay so stable
Is you're the legs to my table,
If you were to break I'd fall on my face
But I'm always gonna make you feel
I don't need you as much as I really need you
So you don't use it to your advantage
But you're essential to me, you're the air I breathe
I believe if you ever leave me, I'd probaly have no reason to be
You are the Kim to my Marshall, you're the Slim to my Shady
The Dre to my Eminem, the alaina to my Hailie
You are the word that I'm lookin for
When I'm tryin to describe how I feel inside
And the right one just won't come to my mind
You're like the pillow that props me up
The beam that supports me
The bitch who never took half
The wife who never divorced me
You're like the root to my evil, you let my devil come out me
You let me beat the shit out you before you beat the shit out me
And no matter how much too much is never enough
Baby cause we're crazy in love...
I go crazy on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhh
17.One Shot 2 Shot
I told ya'll mothafuckas I was comin back
What now ＊＊＊＊＊ what now what
You's the projects ＊＊＊＊＊
One shot two shot three shot four shot
All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop hit the floor music's off
Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off
You bitches is gone I'm dropped in the club
And I'm tryna run and get my mothafuckin gun
＊＊＊＊＊ fuck my wife I'm tryna run and save my mothafuckin life
Oh shit the shoot is comin
Bitches, hoes ＊＊＊＊＊s is runnin
People shot all over the floor
And I'm tryna make it to the ？？？ door
Thats the sound of the glock
Even DJ ？？？ fucked around and go shot
I done messed around and forgot my tec
I don't see no body but Fab Five and Hex
Em： Kuniva you aight？
These ＊＊＊＊＊s is trippin
Em： Where's Bizarre at？
I'm tryna slip through the exit and get to where my car is at
Bitches screamin everywhere and ＊＊＊＊＊s is wilin
Two minutes ago we was all jokin and smilin
This chick is clingin onto me sobbin and sighin
Sayin she didn't mean to diss me earlier and she cryin
But its real and cats is gettin killed
So I hugged her and used her body as a human shield
And she got hit now she yellin
I told her I'd be right back and the dumb bitch would leave me
I squeezed through the back door and made my escape
I ran and got my 38 I hope its not to late
One shot two shot three shot four shot
All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop hit the floor music's off
Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off
I'm on seven mile what the fuck was that
Damn somebody hit me from the back
With a gat ＊＊＊＊＊ and my tire is flat
And I just hit a pole, them ＊＊＊＊＊s some hoes
Iono but I can tell you what they drove
Man and I was on my way there
Believe me I'm leavin a carcus today
I'ma park my car and walk the rest of the way
I'm in the mood to strut, my AK ain't even tuck
I'ma meet you at the club we gon' fuck these hoes up
One shot two shot three shot four shot
All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop hit the floor music's off
Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off
I never seen no shit like this is my life before
People will still camp out from the night before
Sleepin outside the door waitin in line
Still tryna get inside the club to see D12 perform
The fire marshall no, the van houston's small
People are wall to wall three thousand and some odd vans
And some come walk from out the parkin lot
Get into an argument over a parkin spot
He's about to pull his gun out and let's a few of 'em off
Missed who he's aimin for six feet away's the door
In St. Andrew's hall not a stray slidin all over the place
Sprays one bitch in the face another one of 'em came through the
wall
Before anyone could even hear the first shot go off
I'm posted up by the bar havin a Mozeltoff
Bullet wizzed right by my ear damn near shot it off
Thank god I'm alive I gotta find Denaun
And where the fuck is Von he usually tucks one on him
Wait a minute I think I just saw Bizarre
Nah I guess not, what the fuck oh my god it was
I never saw him run so fast in my life
Look at him haulin ass I think he left his wife
There she is on the ground bein trampled
I go to grab her up by the damn hand and I can't pull her
God damn there just went another damn bullet I'm hit
My vest is barely able to handle it, its to thin
If I get hit again I can't do it, I scoop deep
Follow Bizarre's path and ran through it
And made it to the front door and collapsed on the steps
Looked up and I seen Swift shootin it out
But I can't see who he's shootin it out with
But Denaun's right behind him squeezin his four fifth
One shot two shot three shot four shot
All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop hit the floor music's off
Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off
It's Friday night came to this bitch right
Big ass to my left and Desert Eagle to my right
I ain't come in this bitch to party I came in this bitch to
fight
Although I can't stay here to fight cuz I'm poppin ＊＊＊＊＊s
tonight
Thats right bitches I'm drunk with revenge
Shot a bouncer in the neck for tryna check when I get in
Swift told me to meet him here so its clear that this fucka
Shoot out the back of his truck goes up in this mothafucka
So one shot for the money two's to stop the show
Third's for the bartender there's plenty of shots to go
He tried to run so Proof shot him in the knee wit a three piece
One shot two shot three shot four shot
All I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stops
Bodies drop hit the floor music's off
Parties stop, everybody hit the door someone's lickin shots off
18.Final Thought(Skit)
19.Encore ／ Curtains Down
Hey hey hey (x3)
Shady, Aftermath, G-unit ...
Haha
Cause we came here to set this party off, right let's bounce
tonight
And if they don't let us in through the front we'll come through
the side
Cause I don't ever wanna leave again without at least saying
goodbye
So All my people on the left, all my people on the right
Swing one last time
Get ya ass up for the doctor, One more time
Get ya ass up for the doctor, come on now, here we go
Cliff hanger, Its another club banger
Got ya hangin on the edge of ya seat
Get on down
Times up, game's over, you lose, I win
Time to show these knucle heads how to do this here
Ooh yeah, new year next phase begin
Look whos got you going crazy again
Im a trend, I set one every time I'm in
I go out and just come back full circle again
You a fad, that means somethin that we already had
But once you're gone, you don't come back
Too bad you're off the map now, radar can't even find you
We stay on the grind, you slip we out grind you
Walk around mad, you let your anger blind you
We walk around just playin the violin begind you
Enough with the pissin, and moanin' whinin' an bitchin'
Sit and observe, listen you'll learn if you pay attention
Why ten multi-platinum albums lay to 3 diamond
world-wide
We on the charts with a bullet and still climbin'
When doctor dre says crunk
You will get it crunk
(Get it crunk)
Crunk, crunk, crunk
And when 50 cent says jump
You'll get on one foot and
Jump, jump, jump, jump
The buzz is tremendous
We drop you all to sense it
I don't gotta promote it
For you to know the doc is off the bitches
We keep the party rockin off the hinges
We aint showin off, we just goin off popular consensus
But critics say that doc is soft
Doc is talk, doc is all washed up
Knock it off, who the fuck is doc impressin？
Doc is this, doc is that, you got the wrong impression
You must me on the cock and doctor's not, if you on guessin
So DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record (What？)
We gonna have this motherfucker off hoppin' in a second (Bump
bump)
That's why we always save the best cut last
To make you scratch ya itch for it like fresh cut grass
Cause we done swam with the sharks, wrestled with alligators
Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers
Whom if it wasn't for rap to bridge the gap
Maybe raised to be racist who may have never got to see our
faces
Grace to cover rolling stone pages
Broke down barriers of language and races
Callin the caped crusaders
And me and Dre to pass the mic and we can play the
Back and forth all day
Like hot-potato game
That's why we came ta'
Cuz we came here to set this party off
Right- let's bounce tonight
And if they don't let us in through the front
We'll come through the side
Cuz I don't ever wanna leave again
Without- at least saying goodbye
So All my people on the left, all my people on the right
Swing one last time
Fifty cent! Come on!
Bounce now, hands up, you know how we do
We make the club jump everywhere we go
It's no secret everybody know
When dre's involved there's plenty money involved
And pleanty honey's involved
Sundays and palm trees
Cali, everyday is just another party
＞From the valleys all the way to them 8 mile alleys
Let's rally
Hands up for the grand finale
Now raise up out ya seat
Dre's about to speak
Blaze a pound a' weed
6 days up out the week
You could catch me in the studio
Bangin' out the beats to
Provide you with the heat
That keep blazin up out ya speaker
So never say never cause shady／ aftermath together
Along with g-unit records presents the of the return of the the
doc (And shady)
No one can do it better
We tear the club up and leave without a shread a' evidence
Cause we came here to set this party off
Right- let's bounce tonight
And if they don't let us in through the front
We'll come through the side
Cuz I don't ever wanna leave again
Without- at least saying goodbye
So All my people on the left, all my people on the right
Swing one last time
Yeah!
Haha!
Still aftermath!
2006
And don't worry about that detox album
It's comin
We gon' make dre do it (haha)
50 cent
G-unit
obie trice
D-twizzy
Stat quo
Doctor dre
We aint leavin'
Let's go!
20.Curtain's Up
＊Crowds Screamin＊
Hello？ Yo, test microphone？
Check check check
＊Gate sound＊
Alright, let's get in...
Let's go, com'on!
＊Gate openin sound＊
＊Crowds：'Eminem!'(x12 times)＊
21.We As Americans
＊Glass smashing＊
＊Dog's barking＊
There's an intruder
In my house
He cut my phone-line
Can't dial out
I scream for police
But I doubt
They're gonna hear me
when I shout
A couple o' cocktails will send me to jail
There's a couple of cops hot on my trail
But this time, when I get pulled over
There's a Doberman pincher and a Pitbull in the seat
These pigs'll get bit fooling with me
Quit fooling with me
Bitch, you're gonna see
No pistol in the seat
Why it always gotta be an issue when you're me
And which you're gonna see in the long run
I'ma be the wrong one
You wanna harass with this limo-tinted glass
Flashin that flashlight on my ass
Where was you at
Last night when them ass holes
Ran up on my grass
Rapper slash actor
Kiss the crack of my cracker slashed ass
They took away my right to bare arms
What I'm 'posed to fight wit' bare palms？
Yeah right
They comin' with bombs
I'm comin' with flare guns
We as Americans
We as Americans
Us as a Citizen
Gotta protect ourselves
Look at how shit has been
We better check ourselves
Livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviving by any means
We as Americans
Us as a citizen
We as Samaritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look at how shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is America
And we are Americans
I make Buku bucks
Wear Buku vests
Drama hangin over my head like a voodoo hex
I could've been next to fly over the cuckoo's nest
But you know who
With an 'S' tattooed to my chest
But I've finessed' it
Now I got the industry pissy
Ever since me and Dre split it 50／50 on 50 it's funny
We got a buzz spreadin' quicker than making paper airplanes out
of a 20
Fuck money
I don't rap for dead presidents
I'd rather see the president dead
It's never been said
But I said precedents in the standards
And they can't stand it
My name should've been bastard
The shit should've been plastered
On my forehead with a stamp
I should've been blasted
I should've been had a cap put in my ass
But I'm too swift and fast for that
One bastard
I'm too old to go an' cruise Gratiot
Fuck that shit
I done seen how fast this rap shit
Can turn into some Pap-Pap shit
That quick
Snap CLICK
But this time they got the fuckin Au-to-ma-tic
Aint no one Gon' test this Mon'
CLACK
We as a Americans
Us as a Citizen
Gotta protect ourselves
Look at how shit has been
We better check ourselves
Livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviving by any means
We as Americans
Us as a citizen
We as Samaritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look at how shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is America
And we are Americans
(SSHHH)
I got a secret if you can keep it between us
I tucked 2 Nina's under my jeans either side of my penis
Under my Long Johns
Under my Sean Johns
When runnin' with the long arm or the long long gone
Im'a do five years or less than that
No questions asked
Though It might be a good idea that I stop right here
And quit while I'm ahead
Already in the red
Already got a steady infrared me for my head
A Target on my back
Bigger problems than that
Bin Laden on my ass
He probably gone send a task
I ain't gone even ask
They ain't gon' let me pack
They ain't gon' gimme my Semi but I got my weed back
We as a Americans
Us as a citizen
Gotta protect ourselves
Look at how shit has been
We better check ourselves
Livin up in these streets
Through worse and through better health
Surviving by any means
We as Americans
Us as a citizen
We as Samaritans
What do we get us in
We better check ourselves
Look at how shit has been
Take a look where you live
This is America
And we are Americans
22.Love You More
Still love me？ Take This ＊Lock Lock＊
You ready？ One, two, three! ＊Bang Bang＊
Cause the more you, put me through
The more it makes me wanna come back to you
So you hate me？ I just love you more
You don't want me, I just want you more
I buy you flowers, you throw 'em at me
I know it's sad but it's making me happy
More that you slap me, more that it turns me on
Cause you love me and I love you more
It's sick but who could ever predict
We be doing the same shit
We say we do it for our baby but we don't
We do it for us it's lust
Cause neither one of us trust each other
So we fuck 'till we bust 'till we cuss each other
Out, we know what it's about SHOUT
'Till I throw you out the house,you throw me out the house
I throw you on the couch, punch you in the mouth
Fistfight 'till we turn this mother out
And apologize after laughter pain
It's insane we're back in the same chapter again
And it's sad but it's true, when I'm laying here with you
There ain't nothing anyone could ever say ever do
Cause I hate you do you hate me？
Good cause you're so fucking beautiful when you're angry
It makes me wanna just take you and just throw you
On the bed and fuck you like I don't even know you
You fuck other people and I fuck other people
You're a slut but I'm equal I'm a mutt we're both people
In our ways but neither one of us would ever admit it
Cause one us would have one up on the other so forget it
We can make accusations people spred rumors
But they ain't got proof so they knew it's just the two of us
It's you and me cause any chick could say that she screwin' me
But you gotta believe me to a degree cause you wouldn't be
If you didn't I wouldn't be hittin' Yeah I would
Cause the sex is too damn good
If I ran who would I run to？ It would be this soften womb
So its off and on usually more off then on
But atleast we know that we share this common bond
You're the only one I can fuck without a condom on
I hope the only reason that I cope is cause of that fact
And plus I can bust in that and that's why
I can never understand it that's why I don't try
Open your eyes untill we both die
You silly hoe why must we try is it really so rough
That we must always call each other's Billy Goats Gruff
Try to pull each other's legs untill the other begs
We're lying to ourselves that's the beauty of it shit
Cause we truly love each other that's why we're always fighting
All we do is shove each other every other fucking night
And it's clear it ain't gonna change
These pin up braids we've both had
We both feel like we been out staged by someone else
We've both been with someone else
This is someone else's problem neither one wants help
It's an addiction and it can't be fixed
Our family's mixed up, there's a baby sister in the mix
And it hurts cause the pieces of the puzzel don't fit
And anybody who thinks they know us doesn't know shit
And they're probably just tired of hearing it all the time
On every song every lyric and every rhyme
All the hoop-la all the whoopty-woo
What you put me through fucking whoopty-do
But I won't be made a fool of
If this is true love you wouldn't do what
You did last time you wouldn't screw up
This time cause this time girl I'm telling you what
You do it again I'm fucking you up
No matter what you say
Or what you do
I'm a hunt you down 'till I find you
No matter where you run
I'll be right there right behind you
In your nightmare
So I bought you some flowers
And the candy
All the times that you threw it back at me
So when you hate me you goin' hate me more
When you find out you can't escape me whore
23.Ricky Ticky Toc
Once you call my name out things will never be the same....
They should have never let us get off foot in this game...
Ever since I was introduced to rap music
I been missin a screw like Bishop and Juice
I could lose it at any moment
Those who know me know it
So they probaly told you go with the flow
Just so that I don't explode
And have another episode where I let it go as far as
The one with Benzino did I'm waitin for that next beef,
I'm cocked, locked and loaded
I'm ready to go so bad I'm goin bananas,
My dick's so hard Anna Nicole could use it to fuckin pole vault
with
Oh shit, I mean when she was still bloated
Before they cut her stomach open and lipoed it
Anybody I throw flames at gets a name it's a game
Cause they know that they don't spit the same
It's a shame, what people do for 10 minutes of fame
Everyday it's the same thing,
People in this game try to buddy buddy us
Just to get close enough to study us
Everybody just wants to have somethin to do with that
They all tryin to get that stamp
They after that Shady - Aftermath money
It's like a monopoly
They probaly just now finally understand how to rob fully
50 Cent was like a fuckin jackpot for me
And Dre, it's like we hit the fuckin lottery
And a damn slot machine at the same time as eachother
Why the fuck you think we ride like we brothers
When we rhyme with eachother
In time we discovered that we have more in common
Then we thought with eachother
Both robbed of our mothers
Our fathers ain't want us
What was wrong with us, was it our fault
Cause we started thinkin god doesn't love us
Two odd motheruckers who just happened to meet at the right time
What a coincidence cause when 50 got shot up in Jamaica Queens
I still remember the call up in ？？？
Big L had just got popped just a month before
If 50 lives he's gettin dropped from Columbia
Two years later me and Doc had to come and operate
That's when he popped up a number one
And we ain't never gonna stop if you wond-erin
Even if I'm under the gun
You ain't gotta agree all the time with me
Or see eye to eye there'll always be animosity between you and I
But see the difference is if it is I could give a shit
Still gonna conduct motherfuckin buisness as usual
Ego's aside, fore I bruise em' all
Swallow your pride fore I step on it with shoes you call Nike's
Earth links how do you like these you gotta love them
Look at the bottom of em' they're like cleats
Stompin, I been rompin since Tim Dogg was hollerin
'Fuck Compton'
I was whilin', freestylin back when they was still makin Maxell
cassettes
I wasn't even raps Elvis yet
That tells us that any doubts in your head that seals the shit
Ricky-Ticky-Toc-Ticky-Ticky-Toc
Still with the Diggy-Diggy-Doc-Diggy-Diggy-Doc
And you don't stop
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