1.Hit Machine
Let's try and be positive here for a minute, shall we？ can you
dig brother's and sisters？ i'm talking about we're here to
spread joy throughout the world with our beautiful music. now i
know you
What i'm saying
Here we go!!!
Wonderful life
Come on friend no time to lose
Cause we ain't gonna sing the blues
Itain't goint to matter now
The lord said let's get it down
Think of us as jesus and you are our disciples. we is gonna lead
youz on a fantastic journey to happiness, such as you have never
dreamed of. you know what i'm saying friend？ holds on to my hand
Man
Here we go!!!
Wonderful life
Raise that roof work that ass
Fill my tank with disco gas
We pump the dopest jam around
G-mouth here to get on down
On behalf of myself, pastor mark, i ask you all to add a little
something to the collection plate
Here we go!!!
Wonderful life
Forgive me, mark. for i have sinned. one more time you won't get
in. i robbed another taco bell, sorry joe, it's straight to
hell.
Spread the word across the land
You will be my new husband
7 days a week you'll play
And if you don't do what i say
Straight to hell
Straight to hell
Straight to hell
Straight to hell
By your command
2.Encyclopedia Brown
Complimentary, is an homage i will pay
Mediocracy, is the mantra of our time
Nihilism, instability within
We won't be pacified
We brake to olive branch sick cow
Instability, sardonic to the end
Delusionary expectancy
Of things you can't ammend
Don't call me a patriarch
Don't honor my contempt
Intolerant intoxicant
1 potato, 1 potato, 3 potato 4
Dehumanize, then immunize
Please visualize the door
5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more
Absorbent deodorant
Stick that between your legs, honey!
Constant vigilance precludes your surprise
Roll out the barrel, it's time to americanize
Rational thinking aludes you all the way
Constipation, is a problem within
So villanious we can't discuss
The quagmire we are in
Don't call me irrelevant
Don't supersize the lies
Mathematically schematically
Puzzlehead go to bed
3.Con Especial
I kinda had a crush on you
You even said 'i love you too'
She said, i've got no place to go
You fuckin lied about your birth control
I don't want a baby
And my answer won't be maybe
The world don't need another baby
Shittin, pissin, screamin, cryin
If you want it
You'll be buying gave you everything i had
So you think i wanna be a dad
That thing inside you makes me sick
In a perfect world you would get the brick
Cause i don't want a baby
Just give someone else your baby
Fartin, pukin, breathin, livin
If you want it, i'll be givin
I'll be chokin off it's airway
So it won't see a fucking birthday
Let's abort it on a sunday
8 whole pounds of worthless shit
And you want it to suck your tit
Now you haven't got a thing
You went and pawned our wedding ring
Why do you think that i care？
Enjoy your life on welfare
Fartin, pukin, breathin, livin
If you want it, i'll be givin
Shittin, pissin, screamin, cryin
If you want it
You'll be buying
8 whole pounds of worthless shit
And you want it to suck your tit
4.Viva America
We'll blow you off the map
You may think you got it pretty bad
Well, my friend, you should be fuckin glad because
You take for granted everything you've got
Try to find a disneyland in africa, asshole!
America, not china, not canada
America, not cuba, not jamaica
Get a job you leaching welfare whore
In the stars, there's no need to lbe poor, because
True americans our pistol packin pals
Don't tread on me you fuckin filthy foreigner
America not asia (minor), not nebraska, electricity
We're americans, not indians, not russians
Put us down we'll blow you off the map
In a flash of hot water from the tap
Light bulbs, movie stars, we can cure the clap
You stupid fuck!
5.Diamond Studded Bumble Bee
6.A Date With Destiny
7.The Dreaded Sea Lice Have Come Aboard
8.A Nice Place To Visit
I take a look around
Think of places i have been
There really aren't too many
I would like to see again
I've been to 30
8 of 50 states
Most of them i'd shut down
3 or 4 of them are great
Back on the east coast
Dc's a little shit hole
You'll freeze to death in jersey
But florida's the best
I think i would rather have
Prostate cancer
Than visit oklahoma
It's those sooner's i detest
When i see the coast
I'm at home at last
Take the lincoln monument
And cram it up your ass
Jesus-motherfucking-christ, a giant ball of yarn!
Don't forget to see that thing
When you're on your way to yuma
Koa is a-ok
But they ain't got no shoney's
I love turquoise
And shells of abalone
Testicular tumors
Sound so much nicer
Than seeing dollywood
In the hills of tennessee
Sentence me to life
In a tijuana prison
I don't really care
Feed dorito's to the bears
Fireworks here and there
California is for me
M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-(fart!)-i!
Zillions of mosquitos are
Gnawing on my thigh
I really love antiquing
I bought some decoy ducks
In some states your sister
Is the only one you fuck
The nascar whores of north carolina
With ovarian cysts
The size of missouri
Do yourself and stay in california
Bye...bye...bye....goodbye!
9.Food Storage
I started drinking at a quarter to 4
Half past eight i'm out on the floor
I saw her walking right in i said
Keep on goin man i don't give in
Next thing you know i'm back
I gotta make my move, precious attack because
I gotta thrill from the hurt and kill you know
Mommy said don't take that pill, well
Mommy said life ain't all thrills and
Mommy said don't play with fire
Guess what mommy, i like that fire!
I chat her up and drink some more
12：15, my mind's a blur but
Beauty and beast have made a connection
I got the fever and i need her injection
Come last call, we gotta go
Back at her place, i don't know then
I knock the candle over, start a fire
She lost it all i called it fate
I guess there won't be a second date - damn!
I guess there won't be (3x)
Burnin up (2x)
I never caught her name
Burnin up (2x)
Disfigured now she's mamed
Burnin up (2x)
I hope that she forgets me
Burnin up (2x)
Don't want to say i'm sorry
Burnin up (2x)
Messed up our little party
What you gonna do？ (2x)
Burnin up (10x)
I never caught her name
Burnin up (2x)
Disfigured now she's mamed
Burnin up
Burnin up
I hope that she forgets me
10.I Have A Dream
Hey hey, todays my lucky day
Puff was taken out
By snoop dog and dr. dre
Hey hey a plane went down today
The entire cast of friends
Found floating in the bay
Fuck yeah, hooray!
Cancer killed the guy
From sugar ray
Hey hey, its my lucky day
The canadian government said that
We can play, eh!
Climb the ladder of success
And you'll have loads of friends
Make damn sure that no one
Hears you when you speak your mind
Smile nicely laugh a little
As you slap that back
I'm so happy, ain't it grand
Warren from the vandals isn't very tan
Just jokin, we love ya, warren
Honk honk, your ska
Skank your way right to lock jaw
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky,
lucky day
No fuck no
What you gonna do now
No no no
What you gonna do
No no no
What you gonna do now
No fuck no
Lucky me, i found a magic lamp
Send those eskimos
To a european camp
Raining down from above
I'll recieve myself on courtney love
Today must be my lucky day
Cause you got hiv (not me)
I'll take in a movie
I struck oil under my house
While planting magic beans
I only wish these things
Were more than just a dream
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12.High Balls
Imagine my friend that the well has run dry
The bar keep resigns cause there won't be more rye
Trade lies with your mates then you have a good cry
It's finally happened no more good times
What would you do and what would you say？
If some bloody bastard took the high balls away
My god the world would insist that we cannot
Be happy until we are pissed off our ass!
Day by day they take our freedom
Who the hell gives them the right？
Hold your glass up high and we'll
Drink on and on and on and on
If i'm happy or i'm sad
Jack daniel's makes me feel allright
Raise your glass up high and we'll sing
On and on and on and on
All we want all we want all we want
Is high balls for everyone
And then, this fucked up world would seem allright
Hold on jacky, save me your goodbye's
Hold on jacky, need a double rye
We got your back jack baby no more feelin dry
So cheers to you my dear old friend
Come on jacky, gimme the good times
Come on jacky, don't wanna walk the line
We got your back, jack baby no more feeling dry
So cheers to you and all our／your friends tonight
Day by day they take our freedom
Who the hell gives them the right？
Hold your glass up high and we'll
Drink on and on and on and on
If i'm happy or i'm sad
Jack daniel's makes me feel allright
Raise your glass up high and we'll sing
On and on and on and on
All we want all we want all we want
Is high balls for everyone
And then, this fucked up world would seem allright
13.Power Up
The son of god once showed his face
Upon my tortilla
Since that day, my faith's renewed
He won't let me faulter
He guides me down a golden path
He shields me from sin
Without the spirit life's meaningless
I'll go the distance with him
I've been to the point of no return
Suggestive poster on my wall
I'd participate in gluttony
Greed and wanton lust
I cheated on my s.a.t.'s
Once i double parked
If you asked then for a cigarrette
There was a good chance i had one
There was a good chance that i had one
Oh yeah, there's a chance that i had one
Oh yeah, there's a chance that i had one
Yeah. i'd sloth around in my underwears
Just watching tv
My former friends they stay out late
They drink and carry on (that's wrong)
They go on dates with party girls
And stay in cheap motels
I stay home and try to better myself
By burning science books
Once i tried to masturbate
And finger my own ass
When i marry i'll procreate
Hands off myself till then
Christmas, easter, they're ok
But the meaning has been lost
Remember friend it wasn't santa
Oh yeah, it wasn't santa
Oh yeah, it wasn't santa
Oh yeah. i serve the lord at the telethon
Ready to man the phones
For him i'll always vote pro-life
Those critics should be bombed
Power up's here to lead the flock
Lead to salvation (army)
Jesus christ superstar
Is my favorite song
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