1.Fun Things To Fuck(If You're A Winner)
Fun Things To Fuck
Fun Things To Fuck
Fuck a Ball Fuck my mom
Fuck that ass Fuck you all
Fun Things to Fuck
Fun Things to Fuck
Fuck yourself!
2.Juice Head
Another Day, Another Drink
I think your lifestyle is really fucking weak
You work out all day
Eat fast food
But the Carrot juice makes you feel good
Go back to gym to 'burn it off'
What a wreck you are
I took piss on your SUV car
I can't stand these Juiceheads!
3.Three On Speed
Three on speed
Three on speed
Three on speed
Runnin' 'round
Chasing people up and down
But can they tell
If they are people？
Speed is bliss
'Till you wake up
And face the day
It's all fucked up
Three on speed
Three on speed
Three on speed
4.New Happy Birthday Song？
Happy birthday, you're not special
You're getting older and not much better
We don't want to embarrass you
That's why we're singing this song
So happy fucking birthday
You're not special
You're not special
You're not special
5.Talking 'Bout Yo Momma
Yo momma makes me sneeze
Yo momma is a tease
My friends think she she's an easy lay
But that is not the thing that's wrong
The thing that's wrong is that I'm tired
Tired of having to look at your mom!
Your mom's a Slut, a slut, a slut slut slut slut sluuuuut.
6.Party Enema
Party time, I love today
The Government lost its main man
The man that sits atop us all
And Waits for each of us to fall
He sits back and laughs
When we fail
Cashing in on deals he makes
He is just as phony as all the fakes.
7.Can't Get The Stink Out
It's stuck in my life!
Your stink!
Your stink!
Your Stink!
Get it off me!
Your stink!
Your stink!
Your Stink!
AHHHHHHHH!
8.Go To Work Wasted
Last night, Too much
Shoulda Quit, I'd had enough
My Wife is pissed, I feel like shit
But that is what I fucking get
My job is easy
It takes to effort
But when I get up
I get heavier
9.Fuck Da Kids
Microphone says (This is about all you fuckers)
Fuck da kids
Fuck da kids
Fuck da kids
Fuck em!
Fuck da kids
Fuck da kids
Fuck da kids
Fuck em!
10.Whoa On The Whoas
Emo, What is that？
Quit saying whoa
You aren't the Beatles
You aren't good
Go back to where you came from
Before I puke.
11.Three Shits To The Wind
Why even try
When I can quit
Step on out
And not give a flying shit
This is what I want
Not you.
12.Puke On Cops
Oink Oink
You've heard it before
They take over
And screw things up
Sure I'll turn to you piggy
If my house gets robbed
But let leave it at that
Oink Oink
13.I Gotta Pee
Get outta my way!
Get outta my way!
I have a small bladder and I gotta pee
So if you don't want a mouth full of lemonade
Get outta my way!
Get outta my way!
Too late
Here it comes
You waited to long
Now take a swim
Sucker!
14.Totally Fucked
The Record is over
We hope you enjoyed
Our 7 minutes
Of 14 songs
It took 2 hours to record
So don't complain if you get bored.
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