1.Like It Like That
I like my girls silicone-filled
Chilled freshly killed
Snuffed i like them retouched
Stuffed buffed
Coke in hand can cool and thick
Please the global man suck the tnc's dick
There y'go baby suck up your revlon
You know you turn me on when you put it on
Sex sells so tells the truth vendor
I love a plastic gender return me to sender
I really like it like that
Don't you like it like that？
I said i like it like that
Don't you like it like that？
I like my boys with no opinion except of women
They can tell me over and over drunk then sober
Then drunk again i like to see them in action
Sexual harassment common sense with a capital pretence
Excuse me no offence
But here we go here we go
You can't catch my ego no
But who gives a fuck anyway？
I said i like it like that
Don't you like it like that？
I really i like it like that
Oh that's the way i like it
I said i like it like that
Don't you like it like that？
I really like it like that
Oh that's the way i like it
I like my chicken rugged and handsome
Carsinogen dinner boxed with the lot
Thanks a lot no fuck it
Make it a big booty bucket
So if i chuck it back up then i can cup it
And save it for later
Cos i'm growing a cancer to go with my car
A real fucking prancer
God bless the colonel he's taking my soul
My body's in tow
I really like it like that
Don't you like it like that？
I said like it like that
Oh that's the way i like it
I really like it like that
Don't you like it like that？
I said i like it like that
Don't you like it like that？
I said that's the way i like it
Don't you like it like that？
I said i like it like that
I like it like that
2.Couldn't Do It
If i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand my head maybe juggle three alley cats
Take out the king kong
Still feel strong
Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
I get a charge but still feel the mosta
Take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
Head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle
Outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hussle
Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
Say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff
Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
Come back from the grave to walk with the undead
I couldn't do it
Could you do it？
No i couldn't do it
Could you do it？
You know i don't like to do this (x2)
I could nurture a flower to grow into a triffid
Spit lethal poison leave your body rigid
I've talked to satan i've talked to god
Without standing in the flesh with my hand on my big rod
I couldn't do it
Could you do it？
No i couldn't do it
Could you do it？
You know i don't like to do this (x4)
If i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand my head juggle three alley cats
Take out the king kong
And i still feel strong
Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
I get a charge but still feel the mosta
Take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
Head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle
Outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hussle
Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
Say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff
Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
Back from the grave to walk with the undead
I couldn't do it
Could you do it？
I couldn't do it
Could you do it？
I couldn't do it
Could you do it？
No i couldn't do it
Could you do it？
3.Hang Up
She said her legs were aching
From all the smack she's taken
She said：i'm hanging out;
Yeah my dealer's coming round
She's got a hang up got a hang up (x4)
One man dislikes another
Cos he's a different colour
That narrow minded man
No he doesn't understand
He's got a hang up got a hang up (x8)
I got a hang up got a hang up (x4)
She called me on the phone
And said： i'm all alone
My body's breaking down
And can i come around
She's got a hang up got a hang up(x8)
4.Nothing To Say
I have nothing to say but then i'll say it
So you've words with your music can i speak bullshit？
Yes i can what a scam
Pass the damn load off
As a funky assed jam
Stoned to the groove must i remind you
To get yourself a fashionable superlative to cling to
Light on the fizz so you can slam it down quick
On to the next hit get sucking on it
We are the soundtrack
For this rerun of fun
Some aural stimulation for your bovine defecation
We're not here to hear just to complement the beer
So i'll move my mouth so but i fear
I have nothing to say (x4)
Have you got any requests my fine feathered guests？
What will you pay to hear me say？
That it's alright that it's all wrong
That the sun's come up and it's a beautiful dawn
That i'm just a hypocrite with another brand of shit
What the fuck as long as it rhymes
I'll shut the fuck up and sing in time sing in time
Cos i have nothing to say (nothing to say)
I have nothing to say (nothing to say) (x3)
-except did you come to get down？
Did you come to fuck up？
Did you come to fill your ears with this muck？
Did you come to speak shit just for the taste of it？
I came to speak shit and i'm up the loudest
So thanks for your lives and thanks for your time
And thanks for your shite you'll thank me for mine
Cos i have nothing to say
I have nothing to say (x2)
Cos there is nothing to say
5.Pretend Friend
This is my pretend friend
Treat him with kindness
Take her wherever i go
Just so there's someone i know
He's made of plastic
So she won't talk back
He is a good friend
Because she's pretend
Pretend
This is my pretend friend
She is my witness
He's filled her head the facts of my unspeakable acts
He'll talk for hours she never sours
He is a good friend she doesn't offend
O-offend doesn't offend
This is my pretend friend
She fakes it so well
I fuck him every night and brag about it
But then it's quite true that i don't like you
You are a good friend because you are pretend
Pretend (x4)
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